“What’s your Up-B like?”

[Perkilator]

Suppose a character in Ultimate is getting an interview about their position in Smash. At one point, the interviewer asks about that character’s . What would that character say about their to the interviewer? I’ll start:

: I use Witch Twist to start recovering, then After Burner Kick to get closer to the ledge, and then repeat.
: JIIIIIGULEEEEEPUUUU—(and then the interviewer fell asleep and woke up with marks on his face. The end.)
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[Frizz]

: *casts Woosh, Swoosh, and Kaswoosh in succession and then just gives the interviewer a grin and a thumbs up*
: Oh, my Up Special? I just use my Elwind tome for that. It has the potential to spike the opponent while I recover, so it's quite the tide-turner! Though, I'll have to take notice of its durability, not being able to cast Elwind would certainly be disastrous...

 

[Hedgehugs]

: *Looks at Peach* Uh, I'll have what she's having.

: *Looks at Sonic* Uh, I'll have what he's having, but Arguably worse.

: *Lays Spring on table* This bad boy can get me about anywhere AND assures my opponents hate me for constantly dropping more down on them >:^)

: Well, personally I would love to have a decent recovery, one that can--
Interviewer, Who is Doc Louis: No.

 

[crazybenjamin]

and (in unison): SQUID JUMP!