Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[r_greening1]

Wait what am I supposed to be looking at, the circle? The duck behind the tree? SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLEASE

Red= Falcon's aura manifesting itself into the tears you'll cry when you get hit by his DA

The red is a hitbox

 

[Berserker.]

Coo

did u just say coo

 

[TTTTTsd]

Red= Falcon's aura manifesting itself into the tears you'll cry when you get hit by his DA

The red is a hitbox

It's like Raoh's aura in Fist of the North Star. Anyone he hits usually dies too. Kind of like Falcon :V

They'll patch Falcon out the minute people don't complain about Falcon. We're all doomed.

did u just say coo

Did u just say "did u just say coo" to someone who said to you "did u just say coo"?

 

[r_greening1]

did u just say coo

no

 

[Aunt Jemima]

did u just say coo

don't know what you're talking about

 

[Berserker.]

don't know what you're talking about

Cool

 

[Aunt Jemima]

coo

did u just say coo

 

[McKnightlíght]

coo

...

Did you just say "coo"?

Edit: Nvm Reserved asked.

 

[Berserker.]

real talk tho, when are they patching sheik out of the game?

did u just say coo

don't know what you're talking about

 

[r_greening1]

did u just say coo

no

 

[Aunt Jemima]

real talk tho, when are they patching sheik out of the game?

don't know what you're talking about

YOU DIDNT WAIT FOR R_GREENING1

U RUINED IT NOOB

coo

 

[Berserker.]

YOU DIDNT WAIT FOR R_GREENING1

U RUINED IT NOOB

WELL SORRY

COOOOOOOO

 

[Aunt Jemima]

WELL SORRY

COOOOOOOO

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[r_greening1]

did u just say coo

real talk tho, when are they patching sheik out of the game?

don't know what you're talking about

no

YOU DIDNT WAIT FOR R_GREENING1

U RUINED IT NOOB

coo

WELL SORRY

COOOOOOOO

y

 

[Berserker.]

So, you wanna hear 6 things about vanilla?

 

[Aunt Jemima]

1.) I heat things up a bit, gently open him and eat him with a spoon :^)

 

[r_greening1]

So, you wanna hear 6 things about vanilla?

1.) I heat things up a bit, gently open him and eat him with a spoon :^)

Ooh tell me more

 

[Berserker.]

2.) I put Marshmallows with faces on it. I make sure that a little marshmallow is in the middle while a big one licks it then the rest surround it. I put all these marshmallows on my vanilla then I take a scoop

 

[Ffamran]

Did I just step into a pigeon social?

Edit: Okay, and now it's ice cream erotica.

 

[Berserker.]

3) Then I force the scoop into Vanilla's mouth and he remembers that same horrifying image of marshmallows waiting to feast on the cute tiny little marshmallow

 

[Aunt Jemima]

4.) Once he eats the scoop, I slowly lick the leftovers, moving them around in my mouth before swallowing it

 

[Trieste SP]

b-b-but what about the love of the RED TYRANTS?

The Awkward Zelda Social Poem
The love that burns more than your Athlete's foot,
the love that cannot be infracted,
the love that keeps that fanfiction @SBphiloz4 promised alive,
the love that met a tragically kinky end,
the love Zelda Momma, @BJN39, and daddio, @KuroganeHammer, have

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I'm surprised by the creativity that is used to make this poem.

Kudos.

 

[Ffamran]

They're so cute! And tasty...

 

[McKnightlíght]

YOU DIDNT WAIT FOR R_GREENING1

U RUINED IT NOOB

coo

Cool

 

[Lavani]

3) Then I force the scoop into Vanilla's mouth and he remembers that same horrifying image of marshmallows waiting to feast on the cute tiny little marshmallow

I LIKED IT MORE WHEN I DIDN'T REMEMBER THAT GODFORSAKEN IMAGE THANKS

 

[Berserker.]

Reserved you do number 5 i wanna do 6

 

[Aunt Jemima]

5.) then I become a marshmallow and crawl up his ass

 

[Soul.]

5.) why is vanilla a contributor in competitive ice cream flavor

 

[Berserker.]

6.) Then there was a party in vanilla's mouth (TWEWY reference *******). A party full of marshmallows:

 

[Ffamran]

I LIKED IT MORE WHEN I DIDN'T REMEMBER THAT GODFORSAKEN IMAGE THANKS

For the last time, she's just licking her young like a cow, wolf, or whatever animal that licks their children. She's not eating it.

See? It's the same.

5.) then I become a marshmallow and crawl up his ***

Thanks for reminding me about a torture technique. Rectal feeding. Thanks, John Oliver, for making me aware of that so Reserved can remind me about it.

 

[Berserker.]

WAIT A MINUTE IT WAS AN ASS, NOT MOUTH??

GOD DAMMIT RESERVED YOU RUINED IT

oooooh ****. the food chain in action ohohojodahdosa :O

 

[Aunt Jemima]

WAIT A MINUTE IT WAS AN ***, NOT MOUTH??

GOD DAMMIT RESERVED YOU RUINED IT

oooooh ****. the food chain in action ohohojodahdosa :O

NO LIKE I HAD TO CRAWL UP HIS ASS BECAUSE I NEEDED TO FIND THE EVIL MARSHMALLOWS, RIP THE APART AND ESCORT THE CHILDREN OUT BUT THEN WE THROW THAT PARTY IN HIS MOUTH

 

[Berserker.]

NO LIKE I HAD TO CRAWL UP HIS *** BECAUSE I NEEDED TO FIND THE EVIL MARSHMALLOWS, RIP THE APART AND ESCORT THE CHILDREN OUT BUT THEN WE THROW THAT PARTY IN HIS MOUTH

this is vanilla's ass:

 

[Aunt Jemima]

YO VANILLA WASH YO ASS OMG

 

[Lavani]

what the ****

 

[Berserker.]

dat ass tho

 

[Ffamran]

oooooh ****. the food chain in action ohohojodahdosa :O

This gif would be more indicative of the food chain... failing.

NO LIKE I HAD TO CRAWL UP HIS *** BECAUSE I NEEDED TO FIND THE EVIL MARSHMALLOWS, RIP THE APART AND ESCORT THE CHILDREN OUT BUT THEN WE THROW THAT PARTY IN HIS MOUTH

Oh great, a literal *** level. We were so close to that in Ocarina of Time, but I'm pretty sure there's a game out there where you do that. At this rate, we'll cover all the nasty tropes of video gaming.

 

[Berserker.]

and that's vanaila in 6 sentences

thend

:>

 

[Trieste SP]

I'm done, this is way too weird.

Like, Seriously.

 

[Berserker.]

my work here is done