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[[Obnoxshush/Dasshizer]]

^Who the heck are you? Actually, I don't even know at least half of the people here.

I'm the guy who doesn't let you do that.

 

[Lavani]

this page is gonna be fun for mobile users

 

[r_greening1]

So is @berserker. still gone? I kind of forgot to take notes of what happened here

 

[[Obnoxshush/Dasshizer]]

So is @berserker. still gone? I kind of forgot to take notes of what happened here

Berserker is actually,

Spoiler

 

[Nairo]

He's scared that Nairo will throw out some Zelda BS and his Roastaluma gimmicks won't work on him. But Zelda has nothing up her sleeve that you can really fall into once you know the character.

Plus Nairo will probably now use ZSS against him anyway. :^(

How could you do this to royalty?! BEGONE!! (MY MAN SCURRED THO I SEE HUEHUE LAST TIME WAS BS!!)

 

[McKnightlíght]

THIS PAGE IS NOT FUN

LAVANI YOU LIED

 

[[Obnoxshush/Dasshizer]]

Breaking news, a witness has just identified suspect 8 as Bonkers



Suspect1

Suspect2

Suspect3

Suspect4

Suspect5

Suspect6

Suspect7

Suspect8

Since he is not smart enough to act on his own, and considering his origin, we believe King Dedede is behind the Monkey ninja attacks,

Suspect name: King Dedede
Occupation: King of Dreamland
Intelligence: Close to zero (Stupid)
Previous crimes: Pollution, murder of talking trees, attempted murder of many, high fat robbery, animal cruelty, kidnapping, attempted break and enter, traffic violations, food poisoning, inhumane laboring, physical assault, stowawaying, and most importantly Tax Evasion.

We spoke with his chief adviser Escargoon on the issue,

: This is an outrage! His majesty King Dedede isn't smart enough to pull something this complex off!

Ow,
: What you mean I ain't smart enough to pull this off? It was all me, I ordered up dat dere monsters to clobba dat dere Kirby.

: So what your saying is you only wanted to clobber Kirby, what about all the other monkey ninjas your being accused of commanding?
: Uh what you mean Monkey ninja? I only clobbad dat dere Kirby?

: You don't even have a clue what we're talking about do you? See what I mean his majesty isn't behind this! If he can't even read what makes you think he can whip up this plan!?

Well I guess maybe he didn't do it. He's just too stupid to have done it.
:

 

[McKnightlíght]

Well then

 

[warionumbah2]

The autism is high on this page yo.

 

[Trieste SP]

I'm back ~

^Who the heck are you? Actually, I don't even know at least half of the people here.

There are a lot of people here who just lurks. Even top Smash players.

The autism is high on this page yo.

This page might get to cancerous levels. I'm scarred.

 

[McKnightlíght]

The insensitivity is real

 

[Trieste SP]

Just when I'm back, the site immediately went down. Typical.

 

[EODM07]

Morning girls. How's everyone doing today?

Just had my breakfast.

Lol "lorry" you're reaaallllly betraying your UK roots with that.

What was a part of the special edition BTW?

Splatoon Squid Amiibo was bundled with it. :V

*Sees I've missed out on three pages* Guess I didn't miss much. :V

 

[Trieste SP]

Morning girls. How's everyone doing today?

Just had my breakfast.



Splatoon Squid Amiibo was bundled with it. :V

*Sees I've missed out on three pages* Guess I didn't miss much. :V

Evening ~

That gif... it's... it's...

 

[[Obnoxshush/Dasshizer]]

I have found the leader of the evil monkey ninjas who is responsible for all this, thanks to an eye witness,

Spoiler: this the guy

It's Diddy Kong 2.0!

 

[McKnightlíght]

Would anyone like to have a discussion with me on U.S. Geography?

 

[Moydow]

So I was on For Glory, and just had a match with an especially roll-happy Mewtwo. I decided to save the replay just to count how many rolls he did, and the result... Well...

215 rolls

(...and I'm sure I miscounted some of them, so there may be even more in there)

It was so bad, I actually started taking the piss out of him by spending about 30 seconds rolling around the stage myself. Unfortunately the message didn't seem to go through.

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

My phone glitched and I thought this thread was locked
I haven't been here as much lately
I've been busy as ****
Speaking of that, I was on the phone all night and ending up oversleeping
Missed my test lmao
I have to reschedule #priorities

this page is gonna be fun for mobile users

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

rip my phone

 

[Koiba]

Someone tell me how to emulate games 101

Please.

And rip iprism'd cool rom

 

[EODM07]

Shoot. Just forgot the Yuri pic of the day! D:

There. Now my newest theme for Smashboards is back on schedule.

 

[Trieste SP]

Would anyone like to have a discussion with me on U.S. Geography?

Sure.

The United States shares land borders with Canada (to the north) and Mexico (to the south), and a territorial water border with Russia in the northwest, and two territorial water borders in the southeast between Florida and Cuba, and Florida and the Bahamas. The contiguous forty-eight states are otherwise bounded by the Pacific Ocean on the west, the Atlantic Ocean on the east, and the Gulf of Mexico to the southeast. Alaska borders the Pacific Ocean to the south, the Bering Strait to the west, and the Arctic Ocean to the north, while Hawaii lies far to the southwest of the mainland in the Pacific Ocean.

Forty-eight of the states are in the single region between Canada and Mexico; this group is referred to, with varying precision and formality, as the continental or contiguous United States, and as the Lower 48. Alaska, which is not included in the term contiguous United States, is at the northwestern end of North America, separated from the Lower 48 by Canada.

The capital city, Washington, District of Columbia, is a federal district located on land donated by the state of Maryland. (Virginia had also donated land, but it was returned in 1849.) The United States also has overseas territories with varying levels of independence and organization. Copypasted form Wikipedia.

It's not as great as my country though.

 

[EODM07]

Someone tell me how to emulate games 101

Please.

And rip iprism'd cool rom

This is how you emulate.
May contain foul language.

 

[Trieste SP]

Someone tell me how to emulate games 101

Please.

And rip iprism'd cool rom

Okay, how can I help you?

 

[Jestar]

That brief ninja monkey raid gave me a good laugh.

Good stuff.

 

[Monado Master]

So i get on here, and i see a picture of a anime girl bending over...really?! Can you guys not find anything else to do?!

 

[Trieste SP]

So i get on here, and i see a picture of a anime girl bending over...really?! Can you guys not find anything else to do?!

It wasn't me.

 

[Monado Master]

It wasn't me.

Yea it was @ EODM07 , but i mean, REALLY theres nothing else to do?!

 

[Trieste SP]

Yea it was @ EODM07 , but i mean, REALLY theres nothing else to do?!

Well... we could start a discussion about something.

 

[Monado Master]

Well... we could start a discussion about something.

Sure. but what?

 

[Trieste SP]

Sure. but what?

Anything you like.

 

[SBphiloz4]

Sure. but what?

Lmao this is the Zelda social of all places. If we go from posts about monkey suspects to anime grill GIFs you can talk about anything.

 

[Monado Master]

Anything you like.

Well i remember these "How to Play" jokes that some people did like 100 pages ago, and i thought those were really funny. Let's bring those back. I'll post one of my favorite ones to start us again.

"How to play as Zelda"
1. SD.
2. Clap endlessly on the results screen.

 

[Trieste SP]

Well i remember these "How to Play" jokes that some people did like 100 pages ago, and i thought those were really funny. Let's bring those back. I'll post one of my favorite ones to start us again.

"How to play as Zelda"
1. SD.
2. Clap endlessly on the results screen.

That wasn't a joke...

 

[Monado Master]

That wasn't a joke...

Well some of them were like Ness/Lucas
1. PK FIYA, PK FIYA, PK FIYA.
2. Grab, Ebola D-Throw for 2%...Wait this isn't a joke either. Oops.

 

[Jaguar360]

I had a level 52 Cradily named WRAP GOD solo Wallace in my Pokemon Emerald Wedlocke challenge! (nuzlocke variant invented by Marriland) :D

WRAP GOD has just been so good at living! This thing lived two Ice Beams for Milotic with 2 HP left. And it got two Ancientpower boosts when fighting Wallace's Tentacruel and Ludicolo! It's like it ascended into true wrap god status! He is the true champion.

R.I.P. to his companion Saviorcrab the Crawdaunt though. She died to a crit Dragon Claw from Drake's Salamence after she just finished OHKOing everything else on his team with Ice Beam except for Kingdra. She was a good and Brave crab ;_;

R.I.P. to Sonica the Exploud, partner of Battius the Crobat, who died valiantly to an Explosion from Glacia's Glalie in an attempt to solo her team. I shall remember your heroism in spite of your Timid nature.

R.I.P. to the ~30 Pokemon that died before in my hands. Especially Popeye the Blaziken, who died because of my careless mistake in the battle vs. Team Aqua with Steven in the Space Center.

Shoutouts to Battius for taking out a full-health Walrein in hail (with confusion hax) and for being the major factor in the battle against Phoebe.

Shoutouts to Daggerdug the Sandslash and Thorn Star the Cacturne for...being there during the Elite 4 battle. You rock guys.

So glad to have this be my first completed Nuzlocke. This was awesome.

 

[evmaxy54]

So Dabuz was fighting Big D and then said that he wanted to learn some Zelda stuff against me. HE DITCHED FIGHTING A GOOD PLAYER FOR ME.

Then I got 2-stocked 5 times in a row. He was like "where was the previous you?"

I'M SORRY FOR DISAPPOINTING YOU SENPAI

Awk sis :'(

 

[EODM07]

Yea it was @ EODM07 , but i mean, REALLY theres nothing else to do?!

Yes. There is nothing else to do. We just sit around and just be bored.

 

[RedCap-BlueSpikes]

It's offensive that these songs haven't been in any of the Smash games. Like, the least they could do is rip 'em and slap 'em in there

 

[SBphiloz4]

Awk sis :'(

Imma record the two matches I had on Dabuz on stream that I was actually kicking butt in, and analyze what I did right in those matches that I did everything WRONG in the sets that came after. Probably will also trying fighting a few friends I haven't fought in a while or the Zelda gorls to get some warmup before maybe asking him to fight me again tomorrow.

Also gorls, I've been challenged by a ZSS player to a 10 cents MM. Should I ditto him or go Zurlda?

 

[Trieste SP]

Also gorls, I've been challenged by a ZSS player to a 10 cents MM. Should I ditto him or go Zurlda?

Do what needs to be done.