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You Might Be A Goth!

The Executive

Smash Lord
Joined
Feb 22, 2005
Messages
1,434
Location
Within the confines of my mortal shell in T-Town.
10 total.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. (Floyd must be Satanic)
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music (I guess anything with actual drumming is bad)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. (The majority of people call this "socializing with people different from yourself", but whatever)
-Complains of boredom. (The Western world is ****ed)
-Spends large amounts of time alone. (Not really, but a fair amount)
-Requests time alone and quietness. (I'm to be drawn and quartered for this?)
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (It's "Count Chocula," sir)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Just Lost and 24)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature. (Guilty as charged.)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (Wow, I use technology. Truss me up and burn me now, I'm a threat to myself and others.)

The utter ignorance and intolerance of some people know no bounds. Reaching out to people and showing them companionship and kindness works a hell of a lot better for proselytizing then spewing uninformed technophobic propaganda. Half the things on that list are just plain ridiculous.

Note to self: Campaign for "Goth food" aisle at local supermarket.

(What Metal fan doesn't headbang and throw devil horn signs with their hand?)
Hi. I'm too self-conscious and most of my friends aren't too into metal, but I'm in the process of hooking them in with X Japan. Plus I cut my hair which used to be really long so now it'd just look weird.
 
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