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The Black Glove

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A viking walks into a used car lot and says to the salesman "I'll take the chevorlet."

The salesman nods and says "Okay, but that's not a chevolet-"

Wait for it....

Wait for it....

"- Its a Fjord!"
 
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A lady hears a knock on her door. She opens it up to see a man who appears rather sad.

The man says "I'm sorry, but I just ran over your cat."

The lady feels sorry, but then the man continues.

"If it's alright, I'd like to replace your cat."

The lady says "That's fine, but how are you at catching mice?"
 
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No, I'm serious. I never thought about the similarities until you pointed it out, and I don't listen to the Beatles.
 
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Yes, I knew that after you pointed out that it reminded you of the Beatles.
 
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^^Which is one reason I didn't get the joke until earlier today.
 

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A lady hears a knock on her door. She opens it up to see a man who appears rather sad.

The man says "I'm sorry, but I just ran over your cat."

The lady feels sorry, but then the man continues.

"If it's alright, I'd like to replace your cat."

The lady says "That's fine, but how are you at catching mice?"
Is that a Mary Poppins reference?

ILU.
 
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