Tommyboa
Smash Cadet
- Joined
- Jul 4, 2015
- Messages
- 35
You know you play Super Smash Bros. (or anything Nintendo really) too much when...
1. You develop chirophobia (fear of hands).
2. You're watching a sumo or wrestling match and you wonder why they don't explode when thrown out of the ring.
3. You defeated the big, bad Master Core on intensity 9.5+...
4. ...as Jigglypuff.
5. Every time someone labels Link as "Zelda", Samus as "Metroid", Pit as Icarus, Snake as"Metal Gear", Pikachu as "Pokemon", Ash as "Red" (guess that one's a little more forgiveable), you don't just correct them or do a facepalm, you downright BEAT THE CRAP OF THEM!!!!!
6. You memorized the tier list for each installment in the franchise.
7. You think you can double-jump
8. You think jumping and spinning around in circles with a sword in your hand is going to make you act like a helicopter.
9. You think random objects will drop from the sky.
10. You try to "Falcon Punch" the school bully. (I personally had this as my catchphrase for a while).
11. You try to stop some bank robbers by "power shielding" their gun shots.
12. It works.
13. You LOVE floor ice cream. Or any other food on the ground, for that matter.
14. You knew who Shulk was before he was announced.
15. You ask fortune tellers if they have a Monado in the back room.
16. You make replicas of the Master Sword, Palutena Bow, Monado, and Levin Sword, with light-up, open/close, and detachable features.
17. You think you can jump through solid objects.
18. You paint turtle shells blue and throw them at people.
19. That big green boot will make you faster and that big yellow wing will let you jump higher.
20. Trophies can be used in board games.
21. You beat up the creepy-eyed kid down the street who works as an assistant lumberjack.
22. You're 17, but you think you can beat Mike Tyson in a boxing match.
23. You're shooting ducks and your dog just laughed at you.
24. You think you can pause your life to take a photo.
25. You go to yoga classes to be a better fighter.
26. Blue frogs are your worst nightmare.
27. You wrote this.
http://smashboards.com/threads/nintendo-universe-theory-version-4-0.409639/#post-19765691
28. You can beat an insanely powerful Meta Knight level 50 amiibo...
29. ...as Jigglypuff.
30. Your name is Ken Hoang, the greatest Melee player in the world. (That I could find. There's a lot of tournament champs out there.)
32. You read this list of "reasons for when you know you play too much Smash" and can't help but think of how amateurish and juvenile they all are and then start to think back at how you yourself were once this young and naive and posting threads exactly like these over 10 years ago thinking you were clever when you weren't, but at the same time get a sense of nostalgic reminiscence followed by the crippling realization of just how old you are to the point that it's so depressing that you have to type it out in a long paragraph and then go sit in the shower and rethink your life decisions and figure just where everything went so wrong. (Not mine.).
31. You posted this thread and ask other people to contribute.
1. You develop chirophobia (fear of hands).
2. You're watching a sumo or wrestling match and you wonder why they don't explode when thrown out of the ring.
3. You defeated the big, bad Master Core on intensity 9.5+...
4. ...as Jigglypuff.
5. Every time someone labels Link as "Zelda", Samus as "Metroid", Pit as Icarus, Snake as"Metal Gear", Pikachu as "Pokemon", Ash as "Red" (guess that one's a little more forgiveable), you don't just correct them or do a facepalm, you downright BEAT THE CRAP OF THEM!!!!!
6. You memorized the tier list for each installment in the franchise.
7. You think you can double-jump
8. You think jumping and spinning around in circles with a sword in your hand is going to make you act like a helicopter.
9. You think random objects will drop from the sky.
10. You try to "Falcon Punch" the school bully. (I personally had this as my catchphrase for a while).
11. You try to stop some bank robbers by "power shielding" their gun shots.
12. It works.
13. You LOVE floor ice cream. Or any other food on the ground, for that matter.
14. You knew who Shulk was before he was announced.
15. You ask fortune tellers if they have a Monado in the back room.
16. You make replicas of the Master Sword, Palutena Bow, Monado, and Levin Sword, with light-up, open/close, and detachable features.
17. You think you can jump through solid objects.
18. You paint turtle shells blue and throw them at people.
19. That big green boot will make you faster and that big yellow wing will let you jump higher.
20. Trophies can be used in board games.
21. You beat up the creepy-eyed kid down the street who works as an assistant lumberjack.
22. You're 17, but you think you can beat Mike Tyson in a boxing match.
23. You're shooting ducks and your dog just laughed at you.
24. You think you can pause your life to take a photo.
25. You go to yoga classes to be a better fighter.
26. Blue frogs are your worst nightmare.
27. You wrote this.
http://smashboards.com/threads/nintendo-universe-theory-version-4-0.409639/#post-19765691
28. You can beat an insanely powerful Meta Knight level 50 amiibo...
29. ...as Jigglypuff.
30. Your name is Ken Hoang, the greatest Melee player in the world. (That I could find. There's a lot of tournament champs out there.)
32. You read this list of "reasons for when you know you play too much Smash" and can't help but think of how amateurish and juvenile they all are and then start to think back at how you yourself were once this young and naive and posting threads exactly like these over 10 years ago thinking you were clever when you weren't, but at the same time get a sense of nostalgic reminiscence followed by the crippling realization of just how old you are to the point that it's so depressing that you have to type it out in a long paragraph and then go sit in the shower and rethink your life decisions and figure just where everything went so wrong. (Not mine.).
31. You posted this thread and ask other people to contribute.
