Yo DC I found you a woman

[CRASHiC]

So I was watching Let The Right One Come In, and on the scene where she puts on the red shirt I thought, ****, this girl is perfect for DC.

So, let me play matchmaker DC. First off, this girl is 12, more or less. She's been 12 for a very long time, and she'll stay 12 for a very long time. However, if you're her partner, she needs you to kill for her. she's a vampire ya know. She'll protect you, but she still needs you to make it look like a murder. She's got a **** ton of money, makes Toasty look broke, so you don't have to work, only protect her.

So what do you say DC, are you man enough for this girl? Will you step up?

 

[DC]

Bro I love yanderes

edit: Nevermind I read that as "She needs to kill you"

That **** is hot

 

[CRASHiC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NdGvcecSzY&feature=related
She qualifies as a yander 100 percent.

 

[DC]

That's pretty hot

 

[GA Peach]

Gonna be honest. I thought it would just be a picture of a stick figure. This is fitting, as well.

 

[Mike G]

Gonna be honest. I thought it would just be a picture of a stick figure. This is fitting, as well.

LMFAO!

also, the title is very misleading. You didn't find DC no "Woman".

You should be infracted for such lies, CRASHiC. lol

 

[Caleb Wolfbrand]

I love that movie.
I'm really scared of there being an american remake which would... probably... be the worst thing ever.

 

[CRASHiC]

There is an American remake and it comes out October 1st. LET THE FEAR BEGIN.

 

[Umby]

There is an American remake and it comes out October 1st. LET THE FEAR BEGIN.

For some reason, the Mai avatar seemed to go really well with this post.

 

[CRASHiC]

Oh, I forgot to mention, he's a castrated boy.

 

[toasty]

yo get at that ****, I need a loan bad...I mean I'm good for it, of course...but like...**** help a ***** out!

 

[Dark 3nergy]

yea so stop trying to hit on me/ take me out son