WWYP XIV- Size Doesn't Matter

[GoldShadow]

Together tomorrow.

 

[McCloud]

So uh, has my entry been judged yet?

 

[Virgilijus]

The real question is, how did your pants end up off your legs in Pakman's basement

Please listen so there's no confusion:
After I arrived at his house, I realized it was too hot;
Khaki pants were a little too stifling.
Me, being the forward thinking person I am,
Assumed this would happen and brought an extra pair of shorts.
Now I would have changed in the bathroom, but it was occupied.
Rather than wait, I went to the basement to change
And changed my
Pants down there. It would have been fine
Except I forgot I left them
Down there when we all woke up on Sunday;
Mogwai and I were playing some melee and it slipped my mind.
Ergo, I have no pants.
Hope that clears this up. I don't want any one
Extrapolating some rather detestable and
Loathsome sexual acts took place in
Pakman's basement.

 

[Jim Morrison]

Location confirmed, SWAT squad inbound for rescue.

So was there a 3rd judge?

 

[Pakman]

I will never go down my basement again.... The things that happened down there will haunt my nightmares forever.

 

[Jam Stunna]

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