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Write on my tombstone?

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Frown

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Haha, good one.

Here lies a great Monkey of Clay
Who stepped in a puddle yesterday
He slipped and he fell
It was gruesome as hell
'Cause the brain in his cranium wouldn't stay.
 

Frown

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Here lies a Future Boy
Who had a Wii as his favourite toy
One day while he played
He needed first aid
The wiimote impaled him, and that's the end of his joy
 

KloudMunky

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Here lies Frown, who sat on wall.
Here lies Frown, who had a great fall,
the greatest fall of all.
And he fell.
And fell.
And fell.
And when he hit the ground
it was gross as hell.
 

Frown

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Here lies Munky from the "Klouds" in the sky
Whose brain was located within his left thigh
He consulted a physician
Who said "Your dear brain's position,
Will result in illness, and then you will die"

I LOVE DOING THIS!
 

KloudMunky

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Here lies Frown,
who stuck his head into something brown.
The brown thing started turning round and round.
They found his lifeless body the next day
inside a Porta Potty.


This is fun!!
 

Yaya

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Here is KloudMunky, who tragically had to die.
KloudMunky, his spelling was funky, and teasing made him cry.
 
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Here lies Yaya
He encountered a gaya
With the last name of "Jackson".
 

Frown

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Here lies the decedent Giga Hand
Who wanted to brawl, but his character was banned
He lost his belief
And died of grief
Because of the loss he couldn't withstand
 
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Here lies Frown
He used scissors against a facepalm
 

Frown

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Here lies an old man, his name was Dime
His worst fear on earth was the effect of time
During the ninety-sitxth year
His departure got near
And from here on, I just couldn't rhyme.
 

Dime

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Here lies Frown
Who has more tombstones than anyone!
I would ask for a friend code, but the lag would slow us down.
 
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Here lies Dime
Speaking of which, if I had one for every time Frown did something incorrectly, I would be able to buy myself a Premium account.
 

Frown

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Pyro went to the city of New York
He walked to a resturant and ordered some pork
When he got is food
His artery spewed
'Cause while he played with his silverware, he was impaled by his fork.
 
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ToonPichu

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Here Lies Frown,
Here is his story,
of a man who could not count to 2 or to four-y,
did not study for the quiz,
he let out some whiz,
he got an F on his test-il,
because he was killed by his pencil
 

Frown

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Sir Toon Pichu was a man of pride
Though there was one thing he couldn't hide
A pearl was kept within his left shoe
To reveal it'd be the last thing he'd do
He kept it secret until the day he died

He was found in his home, his corpse was obscene
H held a letter to his wife, the widow Marlene
It said "Marlene, my dear
Protect my precious sphere
My wish is that you keep it, and don't make a scene."

She inherited the pearl, from the man no-one could save
The man by whom she was treated as his personal slave
An artifact kept in the clan
Had reached its last man
She sold it for a billion, and is now seen dancing on his grave
 
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