Would You Rather?

[Crono12345]

Ok, I'm setting this game back up for everyone. For those of you who know the rules enjoy, but for those who dont... here are the rules:

You make 2 situations for the next person to decide. You of course have to answer the peron above your post. After you answer, make your 'Would you rather' Question. Here is an Example:
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Would you rather....

Be forced to play Everquest endlessly (and I do mean no breaks at all) until you reach level 99.

OR

Be forced to watch 99 Hentai movies with your parrents.

Things to consider: It's EVERQUEST! need I say more?
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The next person who replies has to say which one they want and WHY?
Things to consider is optional.

Try and keep it wacky and crazy, but don't make something so vile that no one will want to answer (KaOs).

Enjoy!

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Would you rather...

Be forced to have teeth cleaned without pain killers

OR

Shot in the arm by a Shotgun

Things to consider: Shotgun is a quick thing...teeth cleaned won't kill you.

 

[Crono12345]

Clean my teeth. I love my arms... couldn't play melee without it.

Would you rather:

Fight Mike Tyson

Or

Talk like him?

 

[Ticadrius]

Fight. I mean, sure, eating ears isn't a great habit, but talking like a six year old girl is bound to tun chicks of.....

This one is a bit painful, but try it anyways.....

Would You Rather.......

Have an Exacto blade shoved under your thumbnail

or

Have one nipple cut off with scissors

 

[Crono12345]

Yikes, Give me that exacto knife... in fact I'll do it myself. Don't anyone touch my chest.

Would you rather have...

Crayolas for teeth

Or

Shrimp nipples?

Things to consider: Your social life, your sex life.

 

[Devious]

Crayolas for teeth :D

Would you rather...

Play Melee endlessly or

Play Chu Chu Rocket endlessly?

 

[Metroid Killer]

Melee of course, chu chu makes you curse all the time

Would you rather bite a dead cat's head off

Or eat a dead mouse(a small one)

Things to consider: You only have to chew the mouse a few 30 times....there's a lot of blood in a cat.

 

[Devious]

dead mouse.

Would you rather kill someone famous or kill ten ordinary people?

 

[SuperSpy]

kill a celebrity!
would you rather
eat a sandwhich full of dog ****
or
drink a gallon of cat piss?

 

[Devious]

cat pee.

Would you rather live forever or die and be gone forever?

 

[SuperSpy]

die.
would you rather
lose your hearing completely
or
have one leg?

 

[dejavu3k]

too late for me

 

[Metroid Killer]

I can always get a fake leg...

Would you rather kill your mom or your dad

 

[SuperSpy]

mom. sshhh!
would you rather eat
1000 hot dogs or a 1000 hamburgers?

 

[Male Sheik]

1000 hamburgers.

Will you die for don't eat or for don't frink?

Consider: Don't drink is faster, don't eat is most easy.

 

[Metroid Killer]

I've heard that if you die because of thirst should be painful, so die of no food

Shoot your brothers leg, or cut off your father's fingers?

Consider: Your father can't punch back

 

[Devious]

Brother's leg. I don't have a brother.

Blind or Deaf?

Consider: Deafness allows you to avoid your sister incessant screaming.

Consider: Blindness allows you to skip your book reports.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Blind, I have elf-like ears.(seriously, they're big)

Would you rather...

Be Usama Big Laden

OR

Adolt Hitler

Things to consider: Adolf was misunderstood as a child

 

[Devious]

I'll be Usama bin Laden, probably Osama's brother :D

Would you rather die of heat or of cold?

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Cold.

Off Topic: Usama IS Osama, just a different spelling, depends which language you're seeing it in, his or american.

On Topic:

Would you rather...

Be in Jail for the rest of your life...

OR

Be in a hot desert with cold nights the rest of your life..

 

[Devious]

Desert probably.

Would you rather be murdered or die of a sickness WHILE AWAKE.

 

[Ticadrius]

Murdered, it's quicker. I could probably take it.

Would You Rather.....

Be invisible

or

Be able to fly.

 

[CORY]

errm that sucked, tic tac

but i still love you!!! i'd rather be invisible so i could sneek into girls' showers without them knowing. who knows, maybe i could cop a feel and they won't know what it was and just blow it off... or not...
onto the game

would you rather:
be beat up by a family member
or
by a very close friend.

things to consider: no family members that are real young (i.e. my five year old sister....) that's just cheap, you *****.

 

[Shamboo]

Family member, someone else do the choices, can't think.

 

[Metroid Killer]

My daddy already beats me (j/k)

it wouldn't ruin a family relationship(okay maybe), but your friendship would be totally ruined.

Would you rather kill a child...that is gonna die in a week anyway(not sick, god just hate it) or kill your own pet

Consider: You know that the child will die in a week.

 

[Zootematix]

Probably the child. Sadly, because it's already going to die, and I love my dog way too much.

Trust me, I'm not immoral .

Would you rather own up to your mistakes

or

Blame them on someone else?

 

[Ticadrius]

Blame them on someone else. It may be immoral, but hey, it's what I'm good at! :D

Would you rather....

Take a bite of a chocolate to find it filled with maggots

or

Take a bite of a chocolate to find it filled with pus?

 

[Metroid Killer]

Hmm the maggots, they are not that tasty if you swallow them quickly

Would you rather be deadly wounded for 30 days, or have sex with a male.

 

[Evil Evil Bowser]

Be deadly wounded for 30 days.
Would you rather watch a 72 hour marathon of the Teletubbies and Barney WITHOUT SLEEPING AT ALL or have your eyes goudged out with a spoon and you family jewels gnawed off by weasels.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

That's very vile...I'll watch the STUPID things. Barney never bothered me(I'm a kid at heart), but I cringe on the Teletubbies thing.

Would you rather...

Be deserted on the island without food forever...

OR

Be a sex slave to a womanly race forever...(and vice versa if you're female)

Things to consider: Sex Slave ain't that bad, You can MAKE your own food as well...

 

[Zootematix]

Sex slave .

Would you rather watch Pokemon the Movie 2000 15 times in a row.

or

Spend a day with Monica Luinsky?

 

[Ticadrius]

Lewinsky. You could spend the day insulting her, or something. Also, 24 hours is less than the time it would take to watch that movie 15 times, I bet.

Would you rather.....

Drink a gallon of lard

or

Drink a gallon of vomit

 

[Cerebrate]

I'd probably drink the lard. At least then I wouldn't have stomach acid rotting my teeth.
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Would you rather accidentally destroy the Moon, or accidentally destroy Mozambique?

 

[Celeborn]

moza-whatever bcuz I havent a clue what that is.

Would u rather be horribly embaressed in front of millions of people you dont know, or 20 people you do know?

 

[CORY]

rice fairies!!!

20 people i do know. if it was millions of people i don't know all of a sudden they'd know me and i'd get laughed and pointed at on the street... then the people i do know would know as well... one hella vicious cycle, no?
now would you rather:
fvck a duck
or
be fvcked by said duck?

 

[Zootematix]

CORY, inappropriate post......that didn't make too much sense, so I'll start a new thing.

Would you rather........

Be banned from SWF forever

or

Not have the internet from 6 months?

 

[Celeborn]

banned from SWF, sorry guys my couldnt leave the internet for that long.

Would you rather:

One of those monkeys without any hair on their butts, or hailess dog.
(remember; those monkey butts get alot of bad attention, but the hairless dogs are usually owned by freaky ladies)

 

[Ticadrius]

Hairless dog. I think I'd just get pampered more. It sounds more appealing...

Would you rather.....

Get poison ivy in your genetalia

or

Get poison ivy in your eyes and eyelids

Things to consider: Poison ivy is an extreme eye irritant, sometimes causing blindness. Also, I think we all know the downsides to haveing it the other place.

 

[SuperSpy]

I think I would go with the eyes. just because. well, you know why.
would you rather:
bob for apples in a plugged up toilet?
or
eat a huge pie of your different stuff. you know, crap, piss, snot, hair, etc.?

 

[Crono12345]

Bobbing for apples... I could always spit out what 'isn't' an apple... blah, don't want to get a mental image, or a bad taste in my mouth...

Would you rather

Win the nobel peace prize

OR

Become the WWE Heavyweight chapmion of the World?

Things to consider: There's plenty of money and fame involved in both.