Worst Update Thread

[k!llsw!tch]

Even though updates are a good thing, which ones have failed to impress you or just wasted your time checking the site.

These are the top updates that have made me a little upset
5. Banana Peel
4. Assist Trophies
3. Crates and Barrels
2. What are Pokeballs
1. You Must Recover

Why
5. Nothing big I don't use items anyway.
4. Ruined a lot of hopefuls chances.
3. Cool, but not amazing.
2. Again I don't use items, but I checked the site for something I already knew.
1. Something any smash player should know, my internet wasn't working that day so checking the site for that was disappointing.

Discuss

 

[Zjiin]

Assist Trophies is the absolute worst by far. We already have pokeballs, why would we want to give up possible new characters for more items? pretty lame.

 

[Fawriel]

Jesus... it's not like the characters who appear in Assist Trophies would have been included if the item didn't exist. This just opens the door for more characters.

 

[Zjiin]

Jesus... it's not like the characters who appear in Assist Trophies would have been included if the item didn't exist. This just opens the door for more characters.

Yeah, you're probably right, but i would have rather they didn't put all the time they invested in programing more items and all the gimmicks of these support characters in, and spent it on making a couple of extra playable ones.

 

[Fawriel]

Haha, probably true.
On the other hand, Goroh might have taken, like, two days max to complete, and random summonables don't really need to go through much tweaking. I can just imagine Sakurai frantically running to and fro in his studio filled with 30-50 programmers:
"Okay, okay, I know you can't bear it anymore, but you have to go on playing, you are the BALANCE people, you hear, balance! I want you to discover all this "wavedashing" business and whatnot!
Alright. E3 soon. Trailer in the works. Most stuff done.
Hey, you!"

*a group of 6 people raises their heads*

"Remember, you got the list, the game's out soon, I want you guys to work your butts off to get as many of these guys in as possible until we're done! Just.. DO it!

WHERE'S MY COFFEE!"