Dark_Ermac
Smash Apprentice
- Joined
- Jun 24, 2007
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Since I can't find the old topic, this one is dedicated to all the horrific things said about Smash.
(In youtube vid of Fox in Smash64) "What is this game?"
"Mario's in Smash? It's about time."
"Luigi ISN'T in Brawl."
"It really sucks that Captain Falcon and Marth didn't make the cut..."
"SONIC IS NOT IN BRAWL!!! EVERYTHING THAT SAYS OTHERWISE IS FAKE!!!"
"This game has POKEYMAN!!! lolololololololololololololololol"
"Halo 3 is way better than this crap!"
"Stop being such a queer with those combos!"
"It sucks that you have to use the nunchuck..."
"Wavedashing isn't in Brawl... This game sucks."
"WHERE IS KRYSTAL???"
"The DOJO isn't an official site. It's all fake."
"Brawl came out months ago! What do you mean it's not in stock?"
"This game sucks because it's in Japanese."
"This game sucks because [insert character here] isn't in it."
"How do you use Mario's fireball?"
*After watching Mario recover using up-b* "HOW DID YOU DO THAT???"
"Sakurai sucks because he made us wait!"
"I'm getting a 360 instead."
"Solid Snake??? What the hell???"
"O MY GOD!!! LUGIA!!!"
"DEOXYS IS PLAYABLE!!!"
"Wolf, Falco, Ganondorf, Toon Link, Luigi, Lucas, and Lucario suck because they're clones."
"Who is ROB???"
*While kicking *** in Smash64* "Ohhhh you're getting owned!!!"
"DEE-KAY!!! DONKAY KONG!!!"
"You suck because you're too good."
"You're using cheats! You're cheating! CHEATER!!!"
"... What is Super Smash Bros? I never heard of it..."
*Referring to Link (or Ness) in Smash64* "Who is that guy in the cap?"
"Metal Mario is impossible!"
"I heard you can unlock Master Hand by..."
"I'm not getting Brawl because Wi-Fi sucks!"
"I wish HAL would get off their lazy ***** and add [insert obscure character here]."
"Ooooh! Sonic's in Brawl! That means Tails, Knuckles, Eggman, Amy, ... Shadow, Rouge, all of Eggman's robots, ... , SUPER SONIC, Metal Knuckles, Tails Doll, ... WILL ALL BE IN BRAWL!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Everyone knows MARIO is the best character EVAR!!!!"
Most of these quotes have actually been said about Smash. Mostly by Halof*gs who need to step outside once in a while.
(In youtube vid of Fox in Smash64) "What is this game?"
"Mario's in Smash? It's about time."
"Luigi ISN'T in Brawl."
"It really sucks that Captain Falcon and Marth didn't make the cut..."
"SONIC IS NOT IN BRAWL!!! EVERYTHING THAT SAYS OTHERWISE IS FAKE!!!"
"This game has POKEYMAN!!! lolololololololololololololololol"
"Halo 3 is way better than this crap!"
"Stop being such a queer with those combos!"
"It sucks that you have to use the nunchuck..."
"Wavedashing isn't in Brawl... This game sucks."
"WHERE IS KRYSTAL???"
"The DOJO isn't an official site. It's all fake."
"Brawl came out months ago! What do you mean it's not in stock?"
"This game sucks because it's in Japanese."
"This game sucks because [insert character here] isn't in it."
"How do you use Mario's fireball?"
*After watching Mario recover using up-b* "HOW DID YOU DO THAT???"
"Sakurai sucks because he made us wait!"
"I'm getting a 360 instead."
"Solid Snake??? What the hell???"
"O MY GOD!!! LUGIA!!!"
"DEOXYS IS PLAYABLE!!!"
"Wolf, Falco, Ganondorf, Toon Link, Luigi, Lucas, and Lucario suck because they're clones."
"Who is ROB???"
*While kicking *** in Smash64* "Ohhhh you're getting owned!!!"
"DEE-KAY!!! DONKAY KONG!!!"
"You suck because you're too good."
"You're using cheats! You're cheating! CHEATER!!!"
"... What is Super Smash Bros? I never heard of it..."
*Referring to Link (or Ness) in Smash64* "Who is that guy in the cap?"
"Metal Mario is impossible!"
"I heard you can unlock Master Hand by..."
"I'm not getting Brawl because Wi-Fi sucks!"
"I wish HAL would get off their lazy ***** and add [insert obscure character here]."
"Ooooh! Sonic's in Brawl! That means Tails, Knuckles, Eggman, Amy, ... Shadow, Rouge, all of Eggman's robots, ... , SUPER SONIC, Metal Knuckles, Tails Doll, ... WILL ALL BE IN BRAWL!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Everyone knows MARIO is the best character EVAR!!!!"
Most of these quotes have actually been said about Smash. Mostly by Halof*gs who need to step outside once in a while.
