It's your own **** fault! Here's some advice (that's so far has worked on 2 friends in the past of mine)! Perhaps you should stop playing Video Games until your done with all of your educational journey. Without Video Games to distract you, you'll, perhaps, be getting A's instead of D's and C's.
Also, Don't Blame Sakurai for your Failures! Take Responsibility and be a Man!
Karma usually bites you in the *** I'll tell you.
Also, a Petition to you Father is most likely to get you into a lot more trouble then your in already and you probably won't be able to play Brawl until your 30, Not that a bad thing in your case…