Why is kirby so good?

[TheMadness]

Why does everyone think kirby is godly.

In my opinion very humble opinion:
captain falcon>kirby

 

[_kSo_]

extremely easy to use, high priority moves, spammable fsmash, easy killing dair, etc, etc

*insert kirby johns here*

 

[Metà]

I hope you're kidding...

 

[Volrec]

Kirby sucks, he has dat rock and den u can grab him out of it

 

[_kSo_]

I hope you're kidding...

I hope you weren't talking to me

 

[Nephiros]

samus is better, charge 100 damage ded etc

 

[Metà]

I hope you weren't talking to me

Lol no, I was referring to the thread starter.

 

[Volrec]

samus is better, charge 100 damage ded etc

****ing lol

who will ever forget that epic quote

 

[Ice man]

Kirby is good because he can fly and eat people. Captain falcon can't do either of those things.

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

Kirby is good because he can fly and eat people. Captain falcon can't do either of those things.

falcon is manly so he wins

 

[Ice man]

falcon is manly so he wins

He may be manly but he's still not a flying cannibal.

 

[Zantetsu]

He may be manly but he's still not a flying cannibal.

So? Falcon is better. Proof? Right below me

1. He's ripped, completely muscle bound from head to toe. His pectorals are so defined that his nipples have enough muscle to poke out of his racing suit. Probably the greatest athelete ive ever seen.
2. He is 100% testosterone. His speech is more like grunting, due to his primal manhood. He pays no mind to women and children when wreaking havoc upon anyone/anything.
3. He never relaxes, he is flexing his muscles at nearly every moment, as he has a sure-limitless supply of energy.
4. One of his winning poses, shows him lifting his leg up and waving his crotch in your face, as if to say "suck a ****, loser"
5. His style is the loose-combination of the following bad-*****. Robocop, Judge Dredd, Captain America, Batman, and perhaps "the Narcissist" Lex Luger... Only C. Falcon lacks the weaknesses that these people have, such as "feelings" and "restraint to kill"
6. If you pause the game while he is in the middle of a down-aerial, you will notice he will be staring right into your eyes, letting you know that no one, not even you, is safe.....
7. I've never seen his *****, but by estimation I'm guessing it's around the size of Wilt Chaimberlain.
8. Due to poor video game design on nintendo's part, he is easily combo'd by nearly every character, yet while played correctly, can still rock every character in the nastiest fashion possible.

 

[Thino]

plus falcon ****in air-***** with his UpB, your kirby cant do that uh?

 

[hambread]

oh lol. i was about to say sth in favour for why kirby is top tier, but the 'Originally Posted by g-regulate 'totally owned me.

 

[Eight Sage]

extremely easy to use, high priority moves, spammable fsmash, easy killing dair, etc, etc

*insert kirby johns here*

I was thinking just the same.

Just.. absorb at fear.

 

[hambread]

oh just a curious question? can jiggly break sheilds with Dair Utiltx2 and Fsmash like kirby?

 

[greenblob]

Who needs to break shields when you can start a 0-death combo from a grab?

 

[_kSo_]

omgomgomg jiggs combos make me SO mad >.<

 

[AlexBarry]

Who needs to break shields when you can start a 0-death combo from a grab?

Haha, werd.

 

[garbage]

He may be manly but he's still not a flying cannibal.

LOL!
Greatness.

 

[TheMadness]

Warning Off topic:

Kirby's all star trophy is the coolest trophy ever.

If only that was my avatar...

 

[Rupus]

Question answered, thread has just turned to a discussion about Falcon's nipples, topic closed.