Why I am obsessed with bikes....

[Darxmarth23]

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They are the most versatile mode of transportation, and are generally faster than an average human on foot. People are riding them all over the place and finding one is easy.

They are the easiest way for me to escape the aftermath of any trouble I have caused in my town.

And when someone has their bike stolen they chase me screaming and cursing my name out making me one of the most notorious people in my town.

Just steal a bike and own their face.

Rock on, and roll away.

 

[Barge]

I do enjoy bikes o:
You can break more street laws and get away with them.

 

[MidnightAsaph]

They are the most versatile mode of transportation (no they're not), and are generally faster than an average human on foot (I am teh fasterz). People are riding them all over the place (no you)and finding one is easy (nope nope nope).

They are the easiest way for me to escape the aftermath of any trouble I have caused in my town (lies, I tell you).

And when someone has their bike stolen they chase me screaming and cursing my name out making me one of the most notorious people in my town (you are teh nerdz of ur town).

Just steal a bike and own their face. Rock on, and roll away. (...kk, I do that lolololololoolol)

tenlololololololz

 

[Denzi]

I am a fan of this particular variety of transportation as well.

BIKES RAWK!

 

[Teran]

You can also do BMX drivebys. Although you *could* fire the uzi yourself, it's better to have a homie ridin' on the stunt pegs as the gunman.

Epic win.

Unfortunately we've only done this with Super Soakers.

 

[Mardyke]

Bikes are amazing. There is nothing more rewarding than going for a long ride dozens of miles long, then coming back for a much-earned break. It's even better when you cycle through some place beautiful (i.e. countryside), because you never need to worry about running out of energy - the sight's more revitalising than water.

And when someone has their bike stolen they chase me screaming and cursing my name out making me one of the most notorious people in my town.

Just steal a bike and own their face.

Rock on, and roll away.

What colour are you, by any chance?

 

[Frown]

This is you, I presume:

 

[Teran]

What colour are you, by any chance?

Definitely white, that's how he gets away with it.

 

[kingdomofthehearts_snucas]

This is you, I presume:

*insert picture*

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, no thats me...

 

[:mad:]

LOLOLOLOLOL get better jokes, Snucas.

 

[MidnightAsaph]

Hey... I think... Is that my childhood bicycle...!? You *******!

 

[Ishiey]

Darxmarth is too good. I bet that's him in Frown's picture, who else could have stolen so many bikes?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Yeah that's Darx.

Nice trampoline.

Iono I think Darx is black.

 

[Darxmarth23]

I am black.

And that isn't me. I wish it was.

I sell the bikes I have.

Thanks for the pic.

 

[Teran]

I am black.

And that isn't me. I wish it was.

I sell the bikes I have.

Thanks for the pic.

That's it, I've tried not to follow stereotypes all my life.
I give up, I'm joining the KKK.

 

[MidnightAsaph]

That's it, I've tried not to follow stereotypes all my life.
I give up, I'm joining the KKK.

The Kool Kids Klub?

Secret: they're not that cool.

 

[Darxmarth23]

That's it, I've tried not to follow stereotypes all my life.
I give up, I'm joining the KKK.

I pity you.

Bikecount +1

 

[Teran]

I pity you.

Bikecount +1

Nah bro, my bike actually WAS stolen a couple months ago.

 

[Frown]

Nah bro, my bike actually WAS stolen a couple months ago.

The guy travels across the ocenan just to steal bikes.

 

[:mad:]

My bike was stolen about a year ago.

A week later, I noticed it was on the side of the house two doors down from mine. Kid's an idiot.

 

[Darxmarth23]

My bike was stolen about a year ago.

A week later, I noticed it was on the side of the house two doors down from mine. Kid's an idiot.

Wasn't me bro. I put my heart into every theft I commit. Clean it up perfectly.