Why are so many planes crashing lately?

[KingJiggyWiggy]

Seriously, what's with all the plane crashes. I'm gonna travel by plane this month but I know the chances of my plane crashing is very low.

Anybody have any thoughts to share on this? Conspiracy theories? Etc.?

 

[Teran]

God is punishing us.
Recession = Cheapness/Cutting Corners?
Gremlins with wings sabotaging the engines. Yeah this is the most likely one. Gremlins ftw.

 

[MBreeto]

Global warming. Seriously, I don't know. I know the first plane was engine failure or something along the lines, what was the second one's problem? Was it ice?

 

[ExCeL 52]

Friday the 13th. Jk jk.
Its cause of Global Warming... Definitely.

 

[yummynbeefy]

that is interesting alot of planes are crashing it COULD be global warming even though im right on the boarder, it could exist but it also has its holes

 

[Teran]

Global Warming? What?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You guys are being sarcastic right?

And also Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking them out of the sky is a possibility.

 

[ExCeL 52]

Global Warming? What?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You guys are being sarcastic right?

And also Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking them out of the sky is a possibility.

Oh yea... Im really serious..

 

[Teran]

Oh yea... Im really serious..

In the current day and age, I really don't know what to expect of people any more.

 

[kirbywizard]

Bush is shooting them down, to remind us not to forget, him that or its Cheney. Or it could be the rise of the lizard people sabotaging our planes O.o

 

[Teran]

Actually, it's probably Azua breathing massive jets of fire and shooting lasers out her eyes after a frustrating day of moderating SWF.

 

[Kri3o]

Global Warming? What?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You guys are being sarcastic right?

And also Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking them out of the sky is a possibility.

Well global warming does change the atmosphere to a high pressurized air and cause wing probelms or something.

Or maybe because the pilots are drunk.

 

[Teran]

Well global warming does change the atmosphere to a high pressurized air and cause wing probelms or something.

Or maybe because the pilots are drunk.

Planes aren't made out of tin foil you know.

 

[Kri3o]

Planes aren't made out of tin foil you know.

Yeah but you gotta think about all the wind that cycles through the air and combine with the plane's speed crashing into this huge wind cloud could damage the wings.

 

[Skrah]

I heard that a flock of birds got stuck on a turbine or w/e and it exploded.

 

[victra♥]

Way too many **** birds.

 

[Kri3o]

Way too many **** birds.

Nah it was just 2 HUGE birds that caused this.

 

[victra♥]

i hope they ain't falco.

 

[MBreeto]

lmao wow. Also, maybe the ice wasn't completely thawed out?

 

[#HBC | Mac]

i hope they ain't falco.

I hate how this makes me laugh every time, no matter how ******** the pun is.

 

[MyCurse4Life]

Wow, I thougth not much people saw the news, but with that aside yes there is a lot of planes crashing and Im starting to worry and it's no joke, it's getting freakin scary.

 

[Azua]

Actually, it's probably Azua breathing massive jets of fire and shooting lasers out her eyes after a frustrating day of moderating SWF.

****, they're on to me...