Here are the rules: someone's fragged Pichu. What do we do? Be mad? Be glad? First, we gotta find the guy whodunit.
Take the following information and make it into something like a news story:
The murderer: Month of birth
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January: Sonic
February: Link
March: Mario
April: Zelda
May: C. Falcon
June: Bowser
July: Samus
August: Fox
September: Pikachu
October: DK
November: Sakurai
December: PichuZOMGSUICIDE!!1!
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The weapon: Last digit in day of birth
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1. Smash Ball/Final Smash
2. Raygun
3. Nova Bomb
4. Bumper
5. Homerun Bat
6. Super Scope
7. Beam Sword
8. Black Hole glitch
9. Hammer
0. FALCON PUNCH!!
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The scene: Last digit in minute of the previous post
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1. New Pork City
2. Battlefiled
3. Green Hill Zone
4. Mute City
5. Pallet Town
6. Ridley
7. Rainbow Cruise
8. Pokemon Stadium
9. Corneria City
0. Super Flatworld
Here's an example, using my information and assuming the last post was at 4:21:
POKEMON MURDERED, SUSPECT AT LARGE
NEW PORK CITY: Today, the body of Pichu, pre-evolutionary form of Pikachu and character in the Pokemon franchise, was discovered in a motel room in New Pork City. The cause of death was ruled to be a charged shot from a Super Scope, after being shot multiple times with much smaller shots. Forensics identified fur found on the scene as belonging to Sonic T. Hedgehog of the Green Hill Zone. At the time, Hedgehog remains at large. If you see him, don not approach him. Contact your local bounty hunters immediately with any information that could lead to his aquisition.
Take the following information and make it into something like a news story:
The murderer: Month of birth
-
January: Sonic
February: Link
March: Mario
April: Zelda
May: C. Falcon
June: Bowser
July: Samus
August: Fox
September: Pikachu
October: DK
November: Sakurai
December: PichuZOMGSUICIDE!!1!
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The weapon: Last digit in day of birth
-
1. Smash Ball/Final Smash
2. Raygun
3. Nova Bomb
4. Bumper
5. Homerun Bat
6. Super Scope
7. Beam Sword
8. Black Hole glitch
9. Hammer
0. FALCON PUNCH!!
---
The scene: Last digit in minute of the previous post
-
1. New Pork City
2. Battlefiled
3. Green Hill Zone
4. Mute City
5. Pallet Town
6. Ridley
7. Rainbow Cruise
8. Pokemon Stadium
9. Corneria City
0. Super Flatworld
Here's an example, using my information and assuming the last post was at 4:21:
POKEMON MURDERED, SUSPECT AT LARGE
NEW PORK CITY: Today, the body of Pichu, pre-evolutionary form of Pikachu and character in the Pokemon franchise, was discovered in a motel room in New Pork City. The cause of death was ruled to be a charged shot from a Super Scope, after being shot multiple times with much smaller shots. Forensics identified fur found on the scene as belonging to Sonic T. Hedgehog of the Green Hill Zone. At the time, Hedgehog remains at large. If you see him, don not approach him. Contact your local bounty hunters immediately with any information that could lead to his aquisition.