What would YOUR move/taunt/Final_Smash/etc.-set be?

[Galvanic]

If you were a character in Brawl what would your moves, taunts, smash attacks, on-screen appearance and final smash be? And on a scale of 1-10, 10 being very heavy and 1 being very agile, what would your weight be?

Fill in:

B^ =
B> =
Bv =

Smash^ =
Smash> =
SmashV =

Taunt^ =
Taunt> =
Tauntv =

Final Smash =
On-Screen Appearance =
Heavy/Light =

 

[Jammer]

This is exceedingly hard to do. I'll give it my best shot.

Also, why does the title of the thread say "exc."? Do you mean "etc."?

B^ = Pull out saxophone, play some kind of upward-scaling diddley, which--

Nevermind. I can't do this.

You see, normal people who don't live in televisions and computer monitors don't have super abilities like the unrealistic people who do.

I don't carry a hammer around with me. I am not skilled in swordplay. I have had two months of martial arts training. Things don't light on fire when I touch them. I do not eat people. I am not a spy (or am I?). I am not a fox or a dragon. I wear normal clothes.

Sorry, but I just can't do it.

 

[punkomatic622]

B^ = throw a poke'ball at your crotch
B> = Punch in the crotch
Bv = Kick in the crotch

Smash^ = I bring out your girlfriend and make out with her on the spot
Smash> = I give you an atomic situp
SmashV = I moon you

Taunt^ = I show a picture of your mom naked
Taunt> = I show a picture of me naked
Tauntv = I show a picture of me and your mom naked

Final Smash = I tell your mom jokes till' their eyes bleed
On-Screen Appearance = I show up as your mom, but lose weight until i look like myself

 

[WFL]

B^ = Not so high vertical jump- I would jump 1 ft in the air then drop like a rock.
B> = Math Attack- Equations start coming out of me attacking the opponents.
Bv = Rubik's cube attack- I start to solve a Rubik's cube, you watch in amazement and then I kill you.

Taunt^ = You lose good day sir
Taunt> = That's what she said
Tauntv = lulz

Final Smash = idk but its awesome
On-Screen Appearance = Walk onto the screen with some hot jams playing
Heavy/Light = Medium

 

[BananaNut]

Yay! two of the same avvies in a row
B^ = Up swipe with a hammer labled "owned"
B> = Shoot a gatling gun at cha.
Bv = Pull out a hudge, circular sheild, and hide under it.

Smash^ = Punch up in the air.
Smash> = Swipe sideways with a hammer labled "owned"
SmashV = Do a judo style sweep kick

Taunt^ = *Juggles*
Taunt> = Wipe sweat off brow.
Tauntv = Thank you, thank you very much. *bows

Final Smash = Call in artillary to bombard the stage.
On-Screen Appearance = Parachute onto the stage.
Heavy/Light = Medium

 

[M.K]

Edit: 10charlimit

 

[Meta-Knight]

B^ = I do a high vertical frontflip.
B> = I throw a 20 pound medicine ball.
Bv = I slam a giant sledgehammer on the ground, causing the stage to shake.

Smash^ = I uppercut a pie into the opponent's face, causing them to fly upward.
Smash> = I punch my opponent in the face. Real hard.
SmashV = I smash a TV onto my opponent.

Taunt^ = I flip the bird.
Taunt> = I kick your dog (get the reference?).
TauntV = I play the most annoying sound in the world from "Dumb and Dumber".

Final Smash = SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!
On-Screen appearance = I fall from the sky, with an evil grin on my face.
Heavy/Light = Medium