What if all the smash characters had different names!?

[Cpt.Flufs]

This may sound dumb, but I think it's a genius idea. Try your best to come up with a different name for every smash 4 character. it can be based on how it looks, what would sound cool, or really anything (you can be as unoriginal as you want, I won't judge ). Just write new names for each! I'm sure a lot of people will come up with hilarious ones, here's mine:
Bow-wow
Bowittle
That one guy people like only because of the falcon punch
Redley
Dork Pot
King diners, drive-ins, and dives
Meta knight 2.0
Almost as cool as funky kong
8-years in medical school PhD power man
Dog
Bird
Not a dog, dog
Party dork
Outline
Jiraiya
GOKU!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby
Vucooooom man
Valve (get it, because the only numbers he knows are 1 and 2 )
Medieval summary
Anubis, but not???
Clone wars
Linguini
Meat
Jared Leto
Captain underpants
Brawl...
Witch
Hostage situation
#1 world's best home cook... sorta
Packing boxes into a u-haul man
Prune
Agumon
Not Pittoo
Mr. HVC-012
Robbin' deh candy aisle
Roses are blue
Master chief
Super secret ninja
Kulhs
Speedy gonzales
Chain
the Chillager Killager pillager of villagerz
Buffy the vampire slayer
Wi-Fi
GodzillAAAAAAA!!!!! (mini version)
Excuse me
1-1+3-2-1 not mastercheif

 

[Kraton9000]

Mario Mario
Green Mario
8 Years of Medical School Mario
Bluninja
Not Mewtwo
Not Ridley
Not Chrom
Not Wanted
Captain Dorf
Robobuddy 3.0
♪Super Fighting Robot♪
Embarrased Eater
Embryo Eater
Pizza Missing A Slice
The Guy Who Ate The Slice
Down-B
She-Man
She-Manlier
Pheasant, Not A Falcon
Falcon, Not a Man
Man, Not A Bird
Dog, Man, and Bird
20XX
Fairy Man
Fairy Boy
Normal Boy
Satan
Satan in Retirement

I'll work on the rest, later

 

[Omar_25]

dragon turtle
falcon bro
the penguin general
charcoal lizard
suffering
not mewtwo
devourer of galaxies
once again not mewtwo
pikmin enslaver
super nintendo entertainment system
why is he even fighting

I only did the ones that I could make interesting names for.

 

[Wintropy]

My brother and I do have nicknames for a lot of the cast. These are the nicknames we tend to use for these characters.

The Original Smash Brother
Linguini
Real Men Wear Pink
Booze
Best Waifu
The Koopalings
Doc
Trollshi
The Obtuse Lump
Dong
Chimp Challenge
Rinkydink
Zeddleda
The Dorf
Shonk
Tink
PEE-KA-CHOO
Glurak
MAAAAX AURAAAA
Jiggs
Amphinobi
The Captain Who Makes It Happen
Genderless Blob
Triple D
El Zorro
Smoos
Naked Smoos
Bubble Face
The Terror
A 13-year-old boy who likes baseball and has psychic powers
Feels Guy
Pitty Pat
Ladypal
Murderpit
Mac Attack
Stair Fax
Bird Fox
Barkley and Quackers
Dorpsbewoner
Bishie-sama
Brick McBeef
Hot Robin
Mah Gurl LuLu
Geedubz
She Fit
Bobbity-Rob
SANIC HEGEHEG
Magma Moon
The Man Pac

 

[Cpt.Flufs]

Seems like everyone here is really creative... I'm a bit jelous.

 

[Claire Diviner]

Godzilla
Godzuki
Power Ranger
Trogdor
Other Pit
Santa Duck
DK Lite
King Kong
Dr. Overdose
The Dog
Hands Off My Bread
Wishes it was Melee
Hyrule's Black Guy
Tiger Electronics
Kermit the Ninja
Guts
Pikachu
Pica Disorder
Mini Tyson
Legolas
Goku
Marth Rule 63
Friendzoned Supreme
The Green Guy
Sailor Mars
Capcom's Toilet
Blue Kirby
That Kid
Tom Thumb
D*** tease
Pokémon
Yaoi Bait
Johnny 5
Space Peach
Metroid Guy
Sega's Toilet
Cloud Strife
Fat Mario
That One Chick Everyone's Searching for in Rule 34 Form
The Guy No One Cares About
Barney
More Useful Peach
Holy S***! She's a Woman!