What does Ness have in his bookbag?

[theONEjanitor]

I think this is an important question that needs to be resolved.

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

ATM card, soundstone, cup of lifenoodles, skip sandwich deluxe, half-eaten cheeseburger from trashcan, bag of dragonite, pencileraser, erasereraser, cinnamonroll-sized yoyo, baseball bat, franklin badge, and..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................a pokedex


*runs*

 

[Ademisk]

Lock this topic.


EDIT: Oh screw you Simna.

 

[Dogysamich]

post match porn.
N-Gage.
rusty screwdriver.
bug spray.
shuriken.
CD Player with Miles Davis - Kind of Blue
swiss army knife
3 yo-yos. Duncan, Yomega, and dollar general brand.
the receipt for his cap
Playing to Win book
and a 2-day old turkey sandwich.

 

[Levitas]

He's got Rock candy, a sugar packet, a sugar packet, a sugar packet, a sugar packet, a sugar packet, a sugar packet, a sugar packet, a sugar packet, a sugar packet, a sugar packet, a sugar packet, a sugar packet, a sugar packet, and a sugar packet.

And that is why Ness is good.

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

dogysamich you forgot about Ness' ipod, his stick of deodorant, his can of Axe body spray, and his deck of magic cards

lololololololololloloollOLLO

 

[finalark]

Ever play Earthbound/Mother 2?

Play that, then you will know.

 

[Levitas]

Yeah, but imagine how good ninten would be at magic. He can answer a riddle when the question hasn't been made up yet.

 

[Ademisk]

Yeah, but imagine how good ninten would be at magic. He can answer a riddle when the question hasn't been made up yet.

Mindgames.

 

[arrowhead]

ness wears makeup. that's how he gets his oh-so-rosy cheeks

 

[Dogysamich]

dogysamich you forgot about Ness' ipod, his stick of deodorant, his can of Axe body spray, and his deck of magic cards

lololololololololloloollOLLO

he's too broke for an ipod, which is why he has a cd player.
he wears old spice, which lasts all day; so he dont need to cary it with him.
he's a big headed nerd. Axe aint gettin him laid.
and is he runnin millfolk? Cause ness would be my hero. XD

 

[Ademisk]

Ness doesn't need to attract women, he can simply bend them to his will with psychic powarz

 

[arrowhead]

why look good if you can just ****

i like your thinking

 

[thesage]

porno mags

 

[orintemple]

The next time I see a 5 year old child **** a women I'll tell you guys first.

 

[Rapid_Assassin]

It's his bag of tricks.

 

[Ademisk]

The next time I see a 5 year old child **** a women I'll tell you guys first.

Ness is 14....>_>