I traveled to an ancient monastery in Jerusalem and drank of the Blood of the Demon Zhizuri provided to me by a one-eyed monk which put me in a coma for five days. On the sixth day I awoke in the catacombs of the monastery and beheld the goat headed beast of the pits of flame manifesting to me in the form of the great stone wall churning with snakes. I spoke my request to the wall in a language I did not know, and it replied by producing from its form a stone knife. I took the knife, cut its edge into my arm, bleeding myself onto the seal on the floor of chamber. The covenant with the dark one was then completed, and he spoke to me in the voices of the many damned before me who had made their unHoly Oaths to Him in bargain for Earthly wishes.
The monks took me from the catacombs, bandaged my arm, sent me on my way. When I arrived home there was a Fox amiibo sitting on my Wii U.