What are your best melee jokes?

[mythbust4000]

Here is mine
What's the difference between leffen and mang0??? One has 4 stocks
What are your best

 

[20YY SS | Saiblade]

Here is mine
What's the difference between leffen and mang0??? One has 4 stocks
What are your best

Jigglypuff's best combo starts with up-throw, you know the rest.

 

[KinGly]

If Hungrybox and a bear met in the jungle, who's bair would win?

 

[Clint Jaguar]

20XX

 

[Spak]

Brawl.

That game's a funny joke.

 

[Comet7]

Did you know that Link can chain grab every character?

 

[EPsilon933]

Why doesn't Falcon park his car at Zelda's castle?

He doesn't want it to get toed

 

[Wreckarooni]

A skilled Roy can beat any Fox

 

[CptJPuff]

Any Marth that's not edgeguarding.

 

[Comet7]

s2j's edgeguards

 

[-Philip Coast Philip-]

Why doesn't Falcon park his car at Zelda's castle?

He doesn't want it to get toed

Bro...


that's Peach's castle lmao

 

[EPsilon933]

I make jokes out of my opponents whenever I play them

Bro...


that's Peach's castle lmao

Zelda's fair and bair lightning kicks are called toes because the sweetspot is at her foot, which looks like it's on her toes

Captain Falcon is 1 of Zelda's worst matchups

 

[Vegerot]

This.

 

[Vestboy_Myst]

My neutral game

 

[-ACE-]

When women shoot Ganon down, he will often tryforce.

 

[Painless67]

i have one. gannon in brawl

 

[Wreckarooni]

Why do waitresses love Marth?
He's a great tipper.


^ This joke is ancient

 

[Mr BiZ]

What's the set count Sheik??
Sheik: two, two, two, two, two

 

[Wreckarooni]

What's the set count Sheik??
Sheik: two, two, two, two, two

Me: Hey Sheik lemme get them digits gurl!

Sheik: "2 2 2 - 2 2 2 - 2 2 2 2 222.......2"

Me: She give me fake number :,(

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

When I Dsmash as Peach, I welcome them to the blender.

 

[snakemaster777]

Little Mac.

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

When I Dsmash as Peach, I welcome them to the blender.

Even allies

 

[MJfan725]

So my friend who mains Bowser beat a Sheik.

 

[Spak]

So my friend who mains Bowser beat a Sheik.

 

[zero sum]

This isn't mine, but once when I was on r/ssbm I saw someone make a comment about a (non-space animal) matchup being something like 60-30, to which someone else responded, ‘But where does the other ten go?’ and someone said, ‘Fox. The other 10 always goes to Fox.’

also @ the ganon ‘joke’: ugh please don't

 

[-ACE-]

Broke Back Mountain isn't just the name of link's favorite movie, it's also what Ganon calls the pile of dead sheiks behind his castle.