Back from a lengthy workout. Let's see what happened.
Jeanne d' Arc and Saizo huddle for warmth
Oh snap, Saizo and Jeanne d'Arc are having a thing going on! I can imagine Orochi and Kagero talking about it back in Hoshido.
Orochi: "The cards have just told me that your ex is currently snuggling with the famous Jeanne d'Arc!"
Kagero: "You say that in way to make me jealous."
Orochi: "Oh, come on now, Kagero. You SURE you have gotten over Saizo?"
Kagero: "Saizo and I broke up so that we could focus more on our duties as Ryoma's retainers."
Orochi: "But surely you have to feel SOME jealousy over Saizo snuggling with the a famous figure from history."
Kagero: "...Fine, I will admit I do have some jealousy over what Saizo is doing."
Orochi: "Oooo, I feel you, Kagero. Jeanne is another pretty cute woman herself. I can already imagine Saizo will have quite the tales to tell when he comes back."
Kagero: "Heh, I bet Lord Ryoma will be shocked... perhaps even envious!"
Jeanne accidentally shot an arrow at Saizo instead of Marie.
-Jeanne accidentally shoots Saizo-
Saizo: "GAAAAAAHHHH!"
Jeanne: *Gasp* Oh no, Saizo! Saizo, I'm so sorry!"
Saizo: "Ugh, why did you try to use an arrow? You know... that's not your... weapon of choice."
Jeanne: "Someone stole my signature lance flag, and I desperately needed a weapon, so I had to use that bow and arrow left behind by someone else."
Saizo: "You tried to kill that weird squid girl popstar... that was after us... and you shot me instead."
Jeanne: "Saizo, please... it was all or nothing... I didn't expect she'd duck on the last second and shoot at the tree where you were hiding."
Saizo: "You could've... anticipated her dodge... and aimed the arrow at her... *screams in pain*."
Jeanne: "SAIZO... Please, hang in there!"
Saizo: "I'm afraid... I won't be alive... for much longer. Damn, I won't be seeing Lord Ryoma again..."
Jeanne: "Don't say things like that! You are going to be okay, you hear me! Please, hang in there! I REALLY enjoyed that night when we snuggled together. During that night, I realized what a really handsome and dorky guy you are. You enjoyed it, right?"
Saizo: "...Yes... I did... urgh..."
Jeanne: "Saizo... you are such a great guy... the truth is... I've fallen in love with you... Please, don't die on me. I'm really sorry for what happened! I want to spend more time with you!"
Saizo: "You are too kind, Jeanne... I forgive... you... At least, I'll reunite... with... my brother..." *Saizo dies*
Jeanne: "Saizo, no! Wake up Please... *Jeanne checks his pulse*... Saizo... SAIZOOOOOOOO"
-Jeanne cries her heart out-
Quite the tragic love story that happened these games.