EWJDirtDevourer
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The Top Ten People who should be Wario's Brawl Partner:
10) Jimmy T.
He's a disco boy, and as such, he'd have a bunch of funkadelic moves. He could backflip (Up + B), Do The Disco Poke (Standard B), and blind people with the light of the disco ball. Sappy, yes, but hey! YOU try to think of moves for someone who just dances 24/7. All this aside, Jimmy would be an unique character to see. His only flaws are his lack of popularity in the Wario Ware Games, and Poor Taste in Clothing (Sorry, Jimmy, but the 70s is over).
9) Dribble and Spitz
Tag-Teams Rule. And so do animals. And put Tag-Team Animals who drive rocket cabs in a fighting game...It makes no sense, but very, very clever. They could toss oily wrenches (Standard B), Use an Oil Rag as a Helicopter (Up + B), and shoot lasers from their Rocket Cab (Final Smash).
8) Dr. Crygor
Put the humor and wit of Bob Saget (God Help Me!) and the craziness of that Mad Scientist from the opening of Robot Chicken, and voila! Dr. Crygor. His Jetpack would be a good Up + B Move, and singing into Mike as his Final Smash (MY EARS! THEY BURN BY THE MERE MENTION!) would be humorous. Overall, the Doc has what it takes to fight.
7) Young Cricket
Ninjas are REALLY overrated. Don't believe me? Watch Naruto. But still, they have fighting skills and experience. Kat and Ana are ninjas too, but I will get to them later. Young Crickets skills could be a deadly karate chop (Standard B), A barrage of kicks (Side + B), and a Sliver Sword Rushdown (Final Smash).
6) Kat and Ana
An Ice Climbers-eque Team, Kat and Ana would use teamwork to fight. While Kat is the wisdom and brains, Ana enjoys the simple things. They could use Smoke Screens (Down + B), Call Upon Shadow The Eagle (Up + B), and a swarm of angry bees (Final Smash)
5) Waluigi
Now before you start hating me, yes, I know, he's just a filler. But hey, he is...I mean, there's a good chance he's Wario's Brother, and a Marios Vs. Warios match would be cool. Am I right or am I wrong. The costume? No worries. Think Stirkers Charged!. He could Serve Explosives with his Tennis Racket (Standard B), Swim to the Top (Up + B), and use the Mad Bomber (Final Smash)
4) 9-Volt
With or without 18-Volt, 9-Volt would be a cool Brawl choice. I mean, the dude LOVES Nintendo. And I'm sure he'd have a little steal from each character, like Mario's Fire Ball (Standard B), Link's Bow and Arrow (Side + B), and for his Final Smash: AN ARMY OF CLASSIC PIXELED CHARACTERS!
3) Orbulon
He's an alien, and aliens are cool. His moves would be more hi-tech then Jimmy's, and being a bit more popular by fans, Orbulon could work. Shining Eyes (Down + B)...Riding his Oinker (Up + B)...Asteroid Shower (Final Smash)...You get the idea. The only flaw with Orbulon is that he's small, but hey. Did that stop Mr. Game and Watch?
2) Mona
Mona is the only WarioWare character (Besides Wario himself) to get a 3D-Render. Don't believe me? Play Mega Party Game$! Anyway, being a girl of Many Talents, Mona could twirl her baton (Up + B), Toss Hot Slices of Pizza (Standard B) and Rock Your World! (Final Smash)
1) Ashley
For reasons quite understandable, she reminds me of Mandy from Billy and Mandy. Anyway, her theme tune is already in the game. Why not her? As some of us know, Dr. Mario was in Melee for his theme. Her moves could be flying a broom (Up + B), Cast A Spell (Side + B), and make a mean Witch's Brew to turn people small for a short period of time (Final Smash). Now, to me, Ashley makes the most sense, but hey! It's all up to Nintendo.
Enjoy!
You'd Better, Anyway! I worked my fingers off for you guys!
10) Jimmy T.
He's a disco boy, and as such, he'd have a bunch of funkadelic moves. He could backflip (Up + B), Do The Disco Poke (Standard B), and blind people with the light of the disco ball. Sappy, yes, but hey! YOU try to think of moves for someone who just dances 24/7. All this aside, Jimmy would be an unique character to see. His only flaws are his lack of popularity in the Wario Ware Games, and Poor Taste in Clothing (Sorry, Jimmy, but the 70s is over).
9) Dribble and Spitz
Tag-Teams Rule. And so do animals. And put Tag-Team Animals who drive rocket cabs in a fighting game...It makes no sense, but very, very clever. They could toss oily wrenches (Standard B), Use an Oil Rag as a Helicopter (Up + B), and shoot lasers from their Rocket Cab (Final Smash).
8) Dr. Crygor
Put the humor and wit of Bob Saget (God Help Me!) and the craziness of that Mad Scientist from the opening of Robot Chicken, and voila! Dr. Crygor. His Jetpack would be a good Up + B Move, and singing into Mike as his Final Smash (MY EARS! THEY BURN BY THE MERE MENTION!) would be humorous. Overall, the Doc has what it takes to fight.
7) Young Cricket
Ninjas are REALLY overrated. Don't believe me? Watch Naruto. But still, they have fighting skills and experience. Kat and Ana are ninjas too, but I will get to them later. Young Crickets skills could be a deadly karate chop (Standard B), A barrage of kicks (Side + B), and a Sliver Sword Rushdown (Final Smash).
6) Kat and Ana
An Ice Climbers-eque Team, Kat and Ana would use teamwork to fight. While Kat is the wisdom and brains, Ana enjoys the simple things. They could use Smoke Screens (Down + B), Call Upon Shadow The Eagle (Up + B), and a swarm of angry bees (Final Smash)
5) Waluigi
Now before you start hating me, yes, I know, he's just a filler. But hey, he is...I mean, there's a good chance he's Wario's Brother, and a Marios Vs. Warios match would be cool. Am I right or am I wrong. The costume? No worries. Think Stirkers Charged!. He could Serve Explosives with his Tennis Racket (Standard B), Swim to the Top (Up + B), and use the Mad Bomber (Final Smash)
4) 9-Volt
With or without 18-Volt, 9-Volt would be a cool Brawl choice. I mean, the dude LOVES Nintendo. And I'm sure he'd have a little steal from each character, like Mario's Fire Ball (Standard B), Link's Bow and Arrow (Side + B), and for his Final Smash: AN ARMY OF CLASSIC PIXELED CHARACTERS!
3) Orbulon
He's an alien, and aliens are cool. His moves would be more hi-tech then Jimmy's, and being a bit more popular by fans, Orbulon could work. Shining Eyes (Down + B)...Riding his Oinker (Up + B)...Asteroid Shower (Final Smash)...You get the idea. The only flaw with Orbulon is that he's small, but hey. Did that stop Mr. Game and Watch?
2) Mona
Mona is the only WarioWare character (Besides Wario himself) to get a 3D-Render. Don't believe me? Play Mega Party Game$! Anyway, being a girl of Many Talents, Mona could twirl her baton (Up + B), Toss Hot Slices of Pizza (Standard B) and Rock Your World! (Final Smash)
1) Ashley
For reasons quite understandable, she reminds me of Mandy from Billy and Mandy. Anyway, her theme tune is already in the game. Why not her? As some of us know, Dr. Mario was in Melee for his theme. Her moves could be flying a broom (Up + B), Cast A Spell (Side + B), and make a mean Witch's Brew to turn people small for a short period of time (Final Smash). Now, to me, Ashley makes the most sense, but hey! It's all up to Nintendo.
Enjoy!
You'd Better, Anyway! I worked my fingers off for you guys!
