Utah Thread - Dead thread is dead

[SoapSuds]

pumpkinz and lane, dog
or charliezard, I suppose
too easy to guess

 

[Tsuteto]

What the effing hell
Why on Earth are there haiku's
Just stop it, okay?

 

[Roguay]

Amm0 and Fidel
Football and The Dictator
Ammon and Victor

 

[Sinz]

A numbskull sublime
Tony could not make it rhyme
Loser all the time

 

[adlp]

the only relevant rhyme is

ALL WHITE FORD. 8-BALL STICK SHIFT, LEATHER TO THE FLOOR

 

[Perfect Chaos]

That doesn't even rhyme...

 

[Sinz]

And thus the tale has ended.

 

[Tsuteto]

Updating thread title

 

[941]

mm me on f zero gx you wont

I'm probably no good at F-Zero GX, having not played the game in years, but I'm also not one to decline a challenge. You're on.

 

[TheForestGreenSheik]

That doesn't even rhyme...

You used 6 syllables

 

[Tuesday]

Sipping on patrone.
Yo yo yo yo woah woah woah
Shorty in a thong.

 

[bellsworth46]

Tuesday is taking
Shortcuts on his own haikus
GG there Tuesday

 

[adlp]

i guess it's a bar not a rhyme

but w/e i speak in rhymes all the times

 

[OkayP.]

weirdest conversation... ever.

 

[SoapSuds]

Hey, if net drops marth
who would be the next best marth?
it's devastating.

 

[OkayP.]

that would be, uh, idk. perhaps me but you know alls fair in love and war

 

[bellsworth46]

Hey, if net drops marth
who would be the next best marth?
it's devastating.

I think Baby would be up there (if he showed up for anything)

 

[A Psychiatrist]

Hey, if net drops marth
who would be the next best marth?
it's devastating.

I want to be him
Utah's next greatest Marth dude
It will take time though

that would be, uh, idk. perhaps me but you know alls fair in love and war

Really OkayP?
This thread is haiku only
Now make a poem

 

[OkayP.]

IDK IM A HIGHSCHOOLER TOO MUCH ANCIENT ENGLISH!!!

 

[ZeroKarasu]

What? Oh, come on, man
Haikus aren't even all that bad
Even I can do it

(You don't even have to bother with meter or rhyme.)

 

[Tsuteto]

This thread disgusts me
It's only a major shame
That I cannot ban

 

[bellsworth46]

Everyone has been
Banned from all of Tsuteto's
Tournaments instead

 

[Perfect Chaos]

Hey, if net drops marth
who would be the next best marth?
it's devastating.

It's a shame to say...
My fraudulent Marth is next.
Utah sucks so bad.

 

[ZeroKarasu]

Please stay with your shiek
My Marth is getting better
Spacing is my game

 

[adlp]

i dual main falco and kirby with a marth secondary

its good

 

[Sinz]

guysplzstop

 

[Remioli]

Haiku **** posting aside, why is there a second Facebook page for Utah smash that is literally just posting the same tournament every week? How is that page necessary?

 

[Jekyll]

guysplzstop

"guysplzstop", you say?
Was this not your doing, Sinz?
Have you had your fill?

 

[OkayP.]

i dual main falco and kirby with a marth secondary

its good

....but, doesnt kirby suck???

 

[Myst0]

i dual main falco and kirby with a marth secondary

its good

Roflmao

 

[TheForestGreenSheik]

....but, doesnt kirby suck???

Nah Kirby doesn't suck
He's way under hyped and way
Better than Zelda


By the Way Okay,
Haiku ain't English silly
It's Japanese lol

 

[adlp]

....but, doesnt kirby suck???

say that 2 my face vin deisel i dare u

 

[Jekyll]

Counting can be hard
Whether syllables or frames
This is why we're bad

 

[Perfect Chaos]

By the Way Okay,
Haiku ain't English silly
It's Japanese lol

でも、ここは
アメリカなので、
英語する。

Disclaimer: Took liberties with the grammar to match the 5-7-5 format.

 

[ZeroKarasu]

....but, doesnt kirby suck???

It doesn't matter if a character is "good" or "bad". What matters is if you enjoy playing them.

 

[devo_]

My new controller
Won't arrive till tomorrow
Sad day for me

 

[Meleeruler]

俳句はね
大嫌いけど
もう書いた

 

[Sinz]

Gamers Asylum
2671 Washington Blvd
Ogden, UT 84401

 

[Shane M]

Death, Raging at 4.
"I am done with this garbage"
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

 

[Tsuteto]

Sinz wins the haikus
So we can all stop this now
No, really, just stop