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"True" Zero Suit Samus + Other Cool Textures

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trickmaster

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Hey guys, just thought I'd like to share that the "True" Zero Suit Samus Hack (Naked Zero Suit Samus) does work!

I made a video of the gameplay of True ZSS and some other cool character textures. Check 'em out!

Url removed ~Mic
 

metaXzero

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..........we know it works (or I'd think we do). The texture is is pretty old and someone on Kitty Corp is working out the kinks of it (like it's pepperoni nipples).

I'm expecting offended replies to this since that's just how people are...
 
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I am offended and this is a reply relating just how offended I am.

But seriously, that texture was just bad. She had boot shaped feet. o.o
 

metaXzero

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Skin-toned boots, pepperoni nipples that are misplaced, bizarre neck. no crack, and I think it lacks a belly button.

Yeah. Really funny random texture back when Masterlinkx had it on his pack.

At least someone's working out the kinks (why didn't you use that one OP).
 

cookieM0Nster

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I hate this texture. Noone put this in texture packs! I mean, what if the person wo downloaded it was a little kid?

What then?
 

cookieM0Nster

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I mean like 8 year olds who got hacks because their bro/cousin helped set it up.
At that age, it IS scarred for life. lol
 

metaXzero

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Seeing a badly rendered texture scars someone? Sucks to be them.

Most guys who set up Homebrew and stuff are at an age where a nude woman (let alone a crappy looking one) won't have any real effect on them. If their older sibling set it up and doesn't check textures, their fault :/
 

Wingflier

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Lol I can't download the video because someone using my same IP is already using the site!

I'm very sad lol.

Please upload somewhere else so I can satisfy my sick and perverted mind.

hahahaha this is great
 

zephyrnereus

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my 5 year old cousins were playing brawl, one was using peach. she got a smash ball and then I remembered I had the peach's hentai final smash hack on...my uncle was also watching from the side. I immediately took her controller and quit the match, then I removed items. I ROFL'd on the inside after that.
 

Wingflier

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Lol I bet they were like "What the hell is wrong with you?"

For just suddenly freaking out and quitting the match.
 

Yingyay

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my 5 year old cousins were playing brawl, one was using peach. she got a smash ball and then I remembered I had the peach's hentai final smash hack on...my uncle was also watching from the side. I immediately took her controller and quit the match, then I removed items. I ROFL'd on the inside after that.
LMFAO!!!
That is beast! This is why you have more than one SD card.
XXX rated one.
Kid Friendly one.
 

Wingflier

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OMFG dude I just download the video and saw "True ZSS".

You guys are wayyy to f*ckin critical man. I thought whoever did the texture did a really good job.

I even "jizzed in my pants.."

hahahahahahaha
 
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