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The Worst Thread.

ZeroUnderOne

Smash Apprentice
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Feb 19, 2007
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Location
Orlando, FL
Worse? You want worse? The worst toilet red blooded american buttcheeks have touched?

Premise: Fearless and I decide to go running around campus like a couple bros wearing wifebeaters and we simultaneous get sweat inducing/movement crippling diarrhea. Closest toilet? Physical sciences.

Mens bathroom... 1 stall... decide to use womens bathroom...

This toilet... oh Lord.... this toilet is on the receiving end of whatever demonic product comes from spicy curry eating indian physics grad student chicks... =(

And here I am, sweat beads the size of golf balls, trying to grip to this desecrated toilet so that I don't s**t rocket to the ceiling and pass out from hitting my head.
 
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