Thor
Smash Champion
Real talk, I don't care if M2K plays a nerfed form of vBrawl Link and Sakurai plays a buffed form of vBrawl MK (a reveal), M2K would probably win,
If we assume the current roster as was suggested in one thread (it had like PC Chris, M2K, DEHF, Nairo, Azen, Isai, Mango, some others I don't remember them all (Except I know no Armada)), then Sakurai would lose to pretty much all of these players, especially if the winner is DEHF, M2K, or Nairo and they are familiar with a character because they haven't been that far altered from vBrawl (DEHF = Falco/MK (if revealed), Nairo = DK/Falco/MK, M2K = Dedede/Falco/MK/probably anyone) [I say these 3 because Melee players could have physics johns and I don't remember if any other Brawl players were on the list]. Sakurai may be a good gamer (he may even be able to beat some average tournament players), but I don't believe this given the dislike he has of competitive smash. He would just be beaten, probably badly, and I'd rather not watch the dev get wrecked. All the countless hours PP, M2K, and others on the list have spent on their spacing means once they have the range of their stuff down, they'll be poking away at Sakurai and looking pretty good for having next to no game experience.
Unless of course he has his stuff hacked so he can use an easy-to-use form of the IDC and unveils a buffed MK (or some other godlike character with a broken approach),- while the winner would be irritated to lose, it would still be amusing to watch, and give Sakurai a much fairer fight (essentially like SF2 Sakurai using Akuma with buffs and the winner picking the worst character w/ nerfs). It would also unveil a new character and be highly amusing to watch.
Given that Sakurai doesn't play competitively, the odds that he can come out and just destroy some pro like M2K, who's played the game literally thousands of hours (probably thousands on FD in Melee alone) are pretty much zero.
If we assume the current roster as was suggested in one thread (it had like PC Chris, M2K, DEHF, Nairo, Azen, Isai, Mango, some others I don't remember them all (Except I know no Armada)), then Sakurai would lose to pretty much all of these players, especially if the winner is DEHF, M2K, or Nairo and they are familiar with a character because they haven't been that far altered from vBrawl (DEHF = Falco/MK (if revealed), Nairo = DK/Falco/MK, M2K = Dedede/Falco/MK/probably anyone) [I say these 3 because Melee players could have physics johns and I don't remember if any other Brawl players were on the list]. Sakurai may be a good gamer (he may even be able to beat some average tournament players), but I don't believe this given the dislike he has of competitive smash. He would just be beaten, probably badly, and I'd rather not watch the dev get wrecked. All the countless hours PP, M2K, and others on the list have spent on their spacing means once they have the range of their stuff down, they'll be poking away at Sakurai and looking pretty good for having next to no game experience.
Unless of course he has his stuff hacked so he can use an easy-to-use form of the IDC and unveils a buffed MK (or some other godlike character with a broken approach),- while the winner would be irritated to lose, it would still be amusing to watch, and give Sakurai a much fairer fight (essentially like SF2 Sakurai using Akuma with buffs and the winner picking the worst character w/ nerfs). It would also unveil a new character and be highly amusing to watch.
You amuse me. See above. There's also nothing pretentious about any of the players on the list.ChunkyBeef said:You're silly. That's a match against people that clearly have little Smash experience in general. I'd imagine that the matches Sakurai plays with people are either QA who have tons of hours in Smash, not just at Smash 4, but also people around the office who also play it a ton, likely.
And everyone seems to forget that Sakurai has probably played more hours of Smash over the years than most of us have here, even the more dedicated of us all. My money would be on Sakurai to cream some pretentious competitive player.
Given that Sakurai doesn't play competitively, the odds that he can come out and just destroy some pro like M2K, who's played the game literally thousands of hours (probably thousands on FD in Melee alone) are pretty much zero.
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