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[C-Bomb]

^ ***** little boys
< wants to marry peach
V will probably die at some point

 

[Dragonstar101]

^ ***** little girls
< ***** people in smash
V is a phailure at life (notice the "p")

 

[Rici]

Omg, Dragonstar101, I think you are the first person ever that wrote failure with 'ph'. Jezus, you must be funny.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

^ Just ruined the game.
< Is starting it over.
V Better say something funny or there is a lot of people who will hurt him.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

^ C-Bomb sucks at life
< Doesn't **** anything
V Pie

 

[1048576]

^Is impotent
<Worships Fox but mains Marth
v Has uber, Asian reflexes

 

[säpo.]

^ WTF @ name
< Has über, European reflexes
V Puts banana peels in ear

(peels, not skins. thx fanaglethebagle)

 

[fanaglethebagle]

^peels bananas
< sticks banana peels in his ear
V eats horseshoes

 

[pikachun00b7]

^ Makes love with himself
< Is a flying horse
V Is a

 

[camo-man]

^ is quite right
< thinks everyone's a bit psycho
V Will tell us how he is psycho

 

[DemonicShadows]

^ *Manicial laughter* Hmmhmmhmm... I kill for SSBM...
< Is a SSBM junkie, but doesn't devout his life to it.
v What about you?

 

[pikachun00b7]

^ looks at my poop
< ate my poop
V Is my poop

 

[DemonicShadows]

^ Doubt it. I'm clean.
< Loves this game
v Hooray?

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

^ you dip
< I dip
V we dip

Edit: In order it should be I dip, you dip, we dip and yes that was a pun on a rap.

 

[Koori_Renchuu]

^dips chicken nuggets in sauce
<roller coaster dip
VDips candy

 

[pikachun00b7]

^can pwn a n00b
< is a n00b
V gets pwned by a n00b

 

[Dragonstar101]

^ is sooo wrong
< has beaten pros in smash
V can get pwned by lord mewtwo (lol remember that thread!)

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

^ I don't know about that thread
< uses a regular fighting style and still beats adv. tech users (take that wavedashing!)
V will post something about Melee

 

[Rubbish]

^ Will suck if he uses luigi
< Can super wavedash from air 1/5 times
V Thinks I'm lying

 

[DemonicShadows]

^ I don't know; I can wavedash in the air, but not perfectly, so...
< Is about to make $ Wednesday in a local match
v Yay $

 

[Dr_Twist]

^maybe
<is going to shut up
V will shut up

 

[säpo.]

^ zomg i stfu
< me speak poor Englano
V screams "AAAAAAAAA!" in his/her free time

 

[fatpower1337]

^ wow howd u know?
< been away from these boards for too long
V i dont give a sh**

 

[Dr_Twist]

^been away for long
<been away for long too
V wont give a sh**

 

[Virgilijus]

^The prodigal smasher
<Is stuffed from turkey
V Doesn't know yet...

 

[säpo.]

^ What?
< That
V (Insert one syllable pronome here)

 

[fatpower1337]

^ doesnt know how to spell pronoun
< bored
V is also bored

 

[Rubbish]

^Head is a board
<Is bored
V Kills little children

 

[Virgilijus]

^Doesn't know me very well
<Hates long car rides
V Drives like a blind man

 

[fanaglethebagle]

^I cant drive
<Plays WoW
V gets pwned by low lvl twinks

 

[säpo.]

^ gets pned by low level low handicap Mr. Saturns
< n00bliest n00b in the n00by n00btown for n00bs. N00BAGE!
V doesn't know the recipe to make ice

 

[marthsword]

Your right, and I can't cook for my life.

<Loves animals

^uses items

below me: can't short hop with bowser

 

[Koori_Renchuu]

^ is a animaliophile
< can't short hop @ all
V Narcissistic

 

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

^loves me
<loves life
Vloves scotch tape!

 

[THE AVENGER]

^loves stuf
< has curlie hair
v is not a a happy person

 

[Dragonstar101]

^still does'nt know how to write
<WAS not a happy person an hour and 4 min ago
V is soft and cuddly

 

[maXXXpower]

^ You play ball like a GIRL!!!!!!!!!
<I have AIDS
v His mom gave them to me.

 

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

^still gets them from her
< mom is nonexistent in his life
v pees when he laughs

 

[camo-man]

^ is absolutely roight
< has no bladder control
V is quite ordinary

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

^ thinks he knows "THAT"
< hasn't been on the smashboards in about 9 months
v likes to go to Micheals house at night