Puffinator
Smash Ace
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- Nov 2, 2005
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BRACE YOURSELVES
After extensive research, I have found the true identity of the enigmatic Metaknight.
I'm sure many of you are chuckling to yourselves right now thinking " Metaknight is just a Kirby with a mask on. Durdar".
Well guess what?
YOU'RE WRONG.
I mean just use some fricken common sense...how could a Kirby with a mask be 3 times better than a kirby without a mask? (Brawlwise)
EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SEEN AND HAVE BEEN TOLD IS A LIE
The "Kirby Metaknight" image was simply a ploy by Nintendo to trick you and lull you into a false sense of security, so they could brainwash you into buying Mario Party 59.
So you may ask...."OH PUFFINATOR THEN WHAT IS THE TRUE IDENTITY OF METAKNIGHT?!!"
Well...
The key is listening closely when you press Metaknight's Down B move....what does it sound like? (Spoilers below)
That's right. It sounds like he's saying *soar* *soar*.
When I heard this noise from Metaknight, I immediately realized I had heard a similar sound elswhere, only it was more of a *saur* *saur*. Still confused? Look down for Metaknight's true identity...
Where have you heard *saur* saur* before?!!! The most *saurs* can be heard....WHEN THE POKEMON TRAINER IS AFFECTIONATELY RUBBING IVASAUR AND IVASAUR IS *SAURING* IN HAPPINESS.
METAKNIGHT=IVASAUR.
I immediately confirmed this by brawling...Ivasaur against Metaknight.
When I heard them both yelping....It was like I was playing a ditto.
If you don't believe me, go check for yourselves.
Also, further proof-
I played my metaknight against charizard, squirtle and Ivasaur.
Charizard-Loss.
Squirtle-Win
Ivasuar-Sudden death, but the computer won.
Do those test results lie??!!
Anyways just thought I'd let you all know.
After extensive research, I have found the true identity of the enigmatic Metaknight.
I'm sure many of you are chuckling to yourselves right now thinking " Metaknight is just a Kirby with a mask on. Durdar".
Well guess what?
YOU'RE WRONG.
I mean just use some fricken common sense...how could a Kirby with a mask be 3 times better than a kirby without a mask? (Brawlwise)
EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SEEN AND HAVE BEEN TOLD IS A LIE
The "Kirby Metaknight" image was simply a ploy by Nintendo to trick you and lull you into a false sense of security, so they could brainwash you into buying Mario Party 59.
So you may ask...."OH PUFFINATOR THEN WHAT IS THE TRUE IDENTITY OF METAKNIGHT?!!"
Well...
The key is listening closely when you press Metaknight's Down B move....what does it sound like? (Spoilers below)
That's right. It sounds like he's saying *soar* *soar*.
When I heard this noise from Metaknight, I immediately realized I had heard a similar sound elswhere, only it was more of a *saur* *saur*. Still confused? Look down for Metaknight's true identity...
Where have you heard *saur* saur* before?!!! The most *saurs* can be heard....WHEN THE POKEMON TRAINER IS AFFECTIONATELY RUBBING IVASAUR AND IVASAUR IS *SAURING* IN HAPPINESS.
METAKNIGHT=IVASAUR.
I immediately confirmed this by brawling...Ivasaur against Metaknight.
When I heard them both yelping....It was like I was playing a ditto.
If you don't believe me, go check for yourselves.
Also, further proof-
I played my metaknight against charizard, squirtle and Ivasaur.
Charizard-Loss.
Squirtle-Win
Ivasuar-Sudden death, but the computer won.
Do those test results lie??!!
Anyways just thought I'd let you all know.
lol.......
