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The Team That Defies All Reality...

IC3R

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Hey folks, this is IC3R again. I feel kinda bad for not giving you guys a team worth rating recently. However, in light of recent events happening in the world of Pokemon, I have finally devised the ultimate team: a team composed entirely of...

GARCHOMPS!!!!!!



As much as I hate the buggers, I wanted to a make team of 6 Chomps just to prove how ******** good and diverse they can be—so I did. I may not be able to use this team on the Shoddy Ladder, or in many challenge battles (considering most folks keep the Species Clause on), but this team has won me every match its played…like about 6 battles >_>; Don’t worry, I actually ask my opponent if he/she/it feels up to fighting 6 Chomps; surprisingly, no one else used Chomp, or any other Uber for that matter… So without further ado, I introduce Chompfest…



Chomp #1 “LeadChomp” @ Leftovers / Smooth Rock
Careful / Sand Veil
EVs – 236 HP, 80 Att, 100 Def, 92 SpDef
~Dragon Claw
~Earthquake
~Aqua Tail / Sandstorm
~Stealth Rock

My opening Chomp; he lays down the law with the Pointy Rocks of Brokenness, and tries to remove a few threats while he’s hanging out. I bulked up Chomp so he can take a number of hits, and poured in a few EVs in Attack to do a bit more damage to whatever feels like showing up. I use Dragon Claw and Earthquake for STAB, and Aqua Tail just because it’s new and awesome like that (it’s also super-effective against Mamoswine and Hippowdon!!!). As a side-job, LeadChomp could set up an 8-turn Sandstorm for me, so the lucky Sand Veil can kick in and mess with folks, which my fifth Chomp specializes in :evil:

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Chomp #2 “SwiftChomp” @ Choice Scarf
Adamant (Jolly) / Sand Veil
EVs – 4 HP, 252 Att, 252 Spd
~Dragon Claw
~Earthquake
~Stone Edge
~Random Filler

This is my ScarfChomp; she’s faster than a whole lot of Pokes running around out there. Unfortunately, common Scarfers like Gengar and just plain faster-than-hell Pokes like Deoxys-E still outrun me by quite a bit, and could easily sweep the field with HP Ice and Ice Beam respectively—except for one thing: I have plenty of critters to ruin them anyway. ClawQuake for STAB, Stone Edge for some Fliers and Levitators, and my fourth slot is really a filler slot, with which I have countless possibilities: Crunch or Iron Tail for defensive Pokes like Claydol or Cressilia, who go “Oh s***!” at a Defense drop --- Outrage for a fun late-game finisher --- Fire Fang or Fire Blast for Skarm, Zong, Forry, and the all-new super-broken Scizor --- Body Slam, Rock Climb, or Poison Jab if I feel like throwing a Status onto my foe --- Iron Head for Flinching capabilities --- Aqua Tail because it’s awesome --- and finally, Captivate for when Ice Beam or HP Ice users decide to switch in and end up getting a major Special Attack drop (take that b****es!!!!!!).

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Chomp #3 “LinkChomp” @ Life Orb
Naive / Sand Veil
EVs – 16 HP, 160 Att, 80 SpAtt, 252 Spd
~Dragon Claw
~Draco Meteor
~Earthquake
~Fire Blast

My attempt at making a “ChainChomp”; Basically a Life Orb-boosted mixed powerhouse that tears through a lot of Pokes before wearing down. Dragon/Ground/Fire hits every Poke for at least neutral.

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Chomp #4 “MagikChomp” @ Choice Specs
Timid (Modest) / Sand Veil
EVs – 4 HP, 252 SpAtt, 252 Spd
~Draco Meteor
~Dragon Pulse
~Earth Power
~Fire Blast

”ZOMG NO WAI ZPESHUL CHOMPZ?!?!/1!??1?one”
Yeah, that’s right…I made a SpecsChomp!!! I’ve done the unthinkable!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Now, while it may not be as effective as Specs[insert Pokemon here], it can still throw folks for a loop. There’s room for Surf on there (as it can go anywhere really), and HP Electric/Grass/Fighting can be helpful at some points as well – specifically against Gyarados, Swampert or Rhyperior, and Tyranitar or Weavile.

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Chomp #5 “QueerChomp” @ Leftovers
Calm (Careful)/ Sand Veil
EVs – 188 HP, 116 Def, 100 SpAtt (Att), 104 SpDef
~Flamethrower (Earthquake / Dig)
~Toxic
~Substitute
~Protect

I’m using Chomp for something else that hasn’t been seriously considered (I think): ToxicStalling. I can “Prostitute,” if you will, to stall like crazy when I poison someone with Toxic, and I use Flamethrower or Earthquake to damage the punks who decide they don’t want to be Poisoned (a.k.a. Steels and Poisons). I may even use Dig because it practically protects me (and my Sub) for a turn, and I can’t be Taunted out of it! They get a free switch-in? Big deal…more pointy stones for them to switch into. Does extremely well in the midst of a Sandstorm.

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Chomp #6 “SuperChomp” @ Yache Berry
Jolly / Sand Veil
EVs – 4 HP, 252 Att, 252 Spd
~Dragon Claw
~Earthquake
~Fire Fang / Stone Edge
~Swords Dance

The infamous YacheChomp; not much can be said. Surprisingly, I’ve only had to whip this bad boy out once!


So yeah, my team of Garchomps that has a perfect (even if small) winning streak. I know I am a far from expert team builder, but I tried my best. Disregarding the fact they are Garchomps, how does this team fare in your eyes?



-IC3R
 

woopyfrood

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F*ck you, I have a voltorb.









...but seriously, I get the feeling I'm going to getting annoyed by lots of Garchomps if I go competitive...but I hear they're banned...
 

jigglyppuff8

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Species Clause FTL?

I don't really know much about U tier, but Darkrai w/Ice Beam or movie Darkrai's Spacial Rend. Lugia may also give some problems... I really don't know... That's as intelligent as I can get with U tier... Groudon?
 

Pink Reaper

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In terms of Ubers, Scarf Kyogre rips this team apart. None of your team hits it SE and it can OHKO all of them except Yache Chomp and outspeeds everything except ScarfChomp who can't OHKO it anyways. It ruins any sandstorm you may have up and will probably take down most of your team before you manage to bring it down. Likewise, CB'd Groudon will destroy your team, especially if your SpecsChomp dies as you have nothing to hit it on the weaker end of its defenses. There's also Deoxys-a and Deoxys-d. Deoxys-A has the added bonus of outspeeding everything but ScarfChomp and OHKO's all of them, including YacheComp with Ice Beam. Deoxys-D on the other hand fears nothing from Garchomp and can Knock Off its item, toxic you, and just recover off any damage. Even worse, if your choiced it can pressure stall you out of PP as nothing you have can 2HKO it. Ironically, if you had Choice Band Garchomp with Outrage you could 2HKO Deoxys-D but you don't so :p

Lets see, what else. Nasty Plot Darkrai if it has Spacial Rend or Ice Beam. Rayquaza might have a bit of trouble getting in there, but with Air Lock it can block any sand veil abuse as well as stopping Sand Storm damage and after a Dragon Dance it outspeeds everything except for ScarfChomp.

If anything, in terms of Ubers, your team is too reliant on ScarfChomp. If he dies, pretty much everything in the Ubers realm that outspeeds you will destroy your entire team. In standard......well, its ****ing garchomp, just bring out YacheChomp and **** 2/3 of your opponents team.
 

0RLY

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Well, uh... Reaper covered Ubers.

In standard, once you take out their ice beamer/puncher/sharder/etc... you win. Only so many pokemon can pack an ice move AND outspeed chomp. Just by breaking species clause, this team is broken. The mindgames ensue.
 

IC3R

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Okay, so Scarf Kyorge owns the hell out of this team. And I thought Nasty Plot Darkrai was banned?

So, this team is good solely because it's Garchomp, but pure crap in the Uber tier...

Thanks :ohwell:
 
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