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Shulk makes a habit of capsizing ships: "I'm really keeling it!"
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The Smash Bros Jokes Thread
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Kneutronic
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Shulk does a wheelie on a motorcycle: "I'm really wheeling it!"
...Let's see, how many more "Feeling it" jokes can I think of?
...Let's see, how many more "Feeling it" jokes can I think of?
Frizz
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I've got a romantic love story! This is how it goes:
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10/10I've got a romantic love story! This is how it goes:
Would read again.
AstroHamsta
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Melee Kirby
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What did Cloud say to the police officer after being arrested for speeding?
Limits are meant to be broken!
Limits are meant to be broken!
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Bluekirby2
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>tfw you see "I'm really feeling it" jokes
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Yeah, sums it up.
HydroJames
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Shulk foresees the weather...
...and predicts it to be Cloudy with a chance of Buster Swords.
...and predicts it to be Cloudy with a chance of Buster Swords.
HydroJames
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What does Jigglypuff have in common with Balloons?
They die instantly when their barriers pop.
The Stoopid Unikorn
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Why does Greninja use so much water?
It's not water! It's actually the tears it shed from all the nerfs 
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HydroJames
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What do you get when Sonic crashes into a pile of Explosives?
A Sonic Boom!
AstroHamsta
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[Smash version I personally don't like].
Mc.Rad
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sadweather
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That was incredible thank you for that
Hey, be careful. Marth just wants to put the tip in you. ;p
SaltySmasher
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My friend didn't know how to play marth, so I gave him some TIPs
Rihanna mains spacies. SHINE bright like a diamond
If melee was a cake, it would have many TIERs
People say 3.02 Kirby was broken, but personally I think he SUCKed (lookin at you, Chu)
Luigi isn't a very good surfer, but his WAVEdashes are pretty sick
I honestly can't BAIR any jokes about aerial moves. Anyone who DAIRs to make one should have a FAIR trial and be executed.
Now for Shulk jokes!!!
He gave me a clock for Christmas, but it wasn't useful. It only said Shulk Time.
When Shulk proposed, he said "I'm really kneeling it!"
When Shulk was trying to hide, he said "I'm really concealing it!"
Shulk and Lucina were protesting outside of a fortune teller's tent. "The future does not belong to you!" "The future is not written!"
Rihanna mains spacies. SHINE bright like a diamond
If melee was a cake, it would have many TIERs
People say 3.02 Kirby was broken, but personally I think he SUCKed (lookin at you, Chu)
Luigi isn't a very good surfer, but his WAVEdashes are pretty sick
I honestly can't BAIR any jokes about aerial moves. Anyone who DAIRs to make one should have a FAIR trial and be executed.
Now for Shulk jokes!!!
He gave me a clock for Christmas, but it wasn't useful. It only said Shulk Time.
When Shulk proposed, he said "I'm really kneeling it!"
When Shulk was trying to hide, he said "I'm really concealing it!"
Shulk and Lucina were protesting outside of a fortune teller's tent. "The future does not belong to you!" "The future is not written!"
IC what you did there.
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Why didn't Bowser and Peach win the doubles tournament?
I'm not very good at these.
Heheh anti-jokes~
Bowser has poor frame data and no synergy with Peach, so they were eliminated in the first round of pools.
I'm not very good at these.
Heheh anti-jokes~
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I was expecting a "he couldn't stop grabbing Peach" thing
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Wintropy
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Okay, okay, let me try again.
How do you make Mario upset?
Better? :3
Yes I'm teasing you guys with my terrible anti-jokes.
How do you make Mario upset?
Kill his family.
Better? :3
Yes I'm teasing you guys with my terrible anti-jokes.
The Stoopid Unikorn
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That one was funny...
But then again, that's probably because I like twisted jokes.
But then again, that's probably because I like twisted jokes.
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What happens when somebody's favorite character gets severely nerfed?
They cry tiers.
They cry tiers.
Suzukipot
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In times of danger or sadness or whenever I just find myself in moments of despair sometimes I like to think of my favorite Smash character just putting his hand on my shoulder, looking down at me and whispering a truly moving motivator:
"Okay!"
"Okay!"
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Shulk as an Animal Control Officer: I'm really tranQUEELizing it!
...sorry
...sorry
Prepare_Yourself
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Hey Ike, do you want coffee or tea?
EITHER!
EITHER!
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nice grump referance.
Prepare_Yourself
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Obviously shoulda rolled right there...
Swagmaster
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Why can't Falcon ever stay in a relationship?
He's so kneedy, he keeps pushing them away.
He's so kneedy, he keeps pushing them away.
Plus, he keeps trying to take things too fast.
HydroJames
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Final Fantasy fans sure are happy. I bet they're on Cloud 9!
Fire Emblem fans too. I'm sure those two character reveals together weren't a Corrincidence.
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Corrin and Bayonetta in Smash