Did someone say "Palutena Guidance"?
Pit: "There's something odd about this woman and I just can't put my finger on it Maybe it's because she has that sweet scent of pizza from her outfit"
Palutena: "Say hello to the owner of the the famed restaurant Mona's Pizza, Mona. But that's not the only profession that she has."
Pit: "So you are saying that owning a pizza restaurant isn't the only thing she's known for, Lady Palutena?"
Palutena: "Precisely, my curious angel. She had worked in an ice cream store, sold dumpling in a stand, had her very own band, worked as an amusement park attendant, snapped photos as a news reporter, and...."
Pit: "Wow, just thinking about all of these jobs makes my head spin. Is that all she really does Palutena?"
Palutena: "Relax Pit, there was one last job that I forgot to mention. She works in WarioWare Inc. as the the lead designer of microgames of the "Strange" genre. That means the type of games that involves sniffing up snot, knocking away melons as a marionette, and many more""
Pit: "Words cannot describe what I've just heard from that last one. I'm guessing that this presumably normal pizza girl is an unpredictable opponent to face."
Palutena: "Correcto mundo, Pit. If there's one last thing for me to mention, it's to look out for her friends like the Monettes or her skilled pets since they could easily give you a run for your money. Get it, because you need money in order to order that delicious hot slice."
Pit: "I wouldn't mind having a hot slice from her pizza place since I do kinda of ... want to know more about her."
Palutena: "So you really do love her after all. So tell me, which part of her attracts you the most: her cheerful personality or the cute outfit that she's wearing."
Pit: "Lady Palutena, it's not what it sounds like and her outfit is the least of my....."
Palutena: "How cute, you are getting as red as a cherry. Now you'll definitely have a disadvantage when fighting a girl like her, my little angel."
Pit: "PALUTEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAA!"