The Rules of Falco

[BloodL10N]

• First Rule of Falco:

Tap dance until you can tap dance no more, I don't care if your feet bleed, dancing is for life.

• Second Rule of Falco:

This is my time to shine, but never shine so bright that it's all you do--you'll die. I know you, I've seen your shoes they used to be mine.

• Third Rule of Falco:

Love yourself. Like literally, your enemy hates you, all he sees are bright hexagons in rapid succession, it's beautiful to your trained eye but a burning fire of hatred from all of the long dead reincarnations of yourself you committed to get to the top.

• Rule Four of Falco:

Your wings were clipped as a hatchling. You can't actually fly. But still you'll try... And I love you for it.

• Rule Five of Falco:

Behold your metal feet, they glisten with the blood and broken bones of thy enemies. Clean them immediately after the match to ensure optimal flight range.

• Rule Six of Falco:

The mark of the beast--it calls out to you like a banshee. But Don't listen, it is merely all of your lost souls forever doomed to your countless SD's. They want vengeance and peace. Give it to them.

• Rule Seven of Falco

People mistake your grace for an ice skater, don't listen to them--unless that's truly your dream in life then so be it. I'm not your father I'm not going to tell you what to do with your life...

• Rule Eight of Falco

Though the Fox hoard seems insurmountable you can do it, your feet are far more beautiful, they glisten enchanting your foes with countless agonizing tears--which brings me to my--

• Rule Nine of Falco

Drink the tears of your enemy they're delicious and eases emotional pain giving you the upper hand. While you're at it drink their blo--

• Rule Ten of Falco

People will call you soulless, heartless, incapable of feeling human emotions. Damn right. I'm not a human, I'm a bird and I was born to shine.

 

[AirFair]

you forget rule 5
lhdl is NOT SAFE

 

[SwiftOfDaSouth]

First Rule of Falco:
Tap dance until you can tap dance no more, I don't care if your feet bleed, dancing is for life.


Second Rule of Falco:
This is my time to shine, but never shine so bright that it's all you do--you'll die. I know you, I've seen your shoes they used to be mine.

Third Rule of Falco:
Love yourself. Like literally, your enemy hates you, all he sees are bright hexagons in rapid succession, it's beautiful to your trained eye but a burning fire of hatred from all of the long dead reincarnations of yourself you committed to get to the top.

Rule Four of Falco:
Your wings were clipped as a hatchling. You can't actually fly. But still you'll try... And I love you for it.

what even is this thread

 

[BloodL10N]

what even is this thread

It is my ever growing list of rules to survive the FOX apocalypse. That shall arrive in the year 20XX