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what even is this threadFirst Rule of Falco:
Tap dance until you can tap dance no more, I don't care if your feet bleed, dancing is for life.
Second Rule of Falco:
This is my time to shine, but never shine so bright that it's all you do--you'll die. I know you, I've seen your shoes they used to be mine.
Third Rule of Falco:
Love yourself. Like literally, your enemy hates you, all he sees are bright hexagons in rapid succession, it's beautiful to your trained eye but a burning fire of hatred from all of the long dead reincarnations of yourself you committed to get to the top.
Rule Four of Falco:
Your wings were clipped as a hatchling. You can't actually fly. But still you'll try... And I love you for it.
It is my ever growing list of rules to survive the FOX apocalypse. That shall arrive in the year 20XXwhat even is this thread