The Quote Qompendium

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I just wanted a place to put some of the more interesting quotes I've seen around the SWF, since my signature can't hold any.

I'll add more as I see them. I'd also like to see anything you people can find. ^-^

I mean seriously guys. M2K has all the frame data in those glasses. And if he loses a stock once, his glasses smoke up and his brain computes "ERROR! ERROR! WRONG MOVE! WRONG MOVE!"

Right now, no other character has an unbeatable stall on MK. And no other character is PROVEN to be able to unbeatably camp MK to the timer. If you wanna make that claim, bring proof of doing it consistently instead of just saying "I can do it".

ur doubting MY ability to run out the clock?

****, ballsy

life is one long agonizing 0-death combo

Brawl is too fun! Melee sux!

Sadly, all rumors I've heard suggest that the SBR will not be adding universe counter-picking to the next official ruleset.

"Did you see how I just killed myself? Bet you're feeling confident now. You're growing complacent. Cocky. Now it's just a matter of time until you slip up. It's inevitable. And once you do, I'll strike."

I think smash attacks are the basis of Smash, because without them it would be called Super Tilt Brothers.

And that's just silly.

****** people gives me joy

I just won a tourney with Yoshi but there were only two participants and no entry fee so it doesn't count. :/

Even though Brawl is life, you still only have one stock.

I do not appreciate you slinging these insults about a regal figure about. That kind of thing is only allowed in England.

For starters, he is not greedy, he is fiscally responsible. Given the current economic state of Dreamland, King Dedede, like all good leaders, is searching for a way to rebound the economy and keep vital government functions working so that his kingdom does not fall into bankruptcy. He's no greedier than any other political leader, he simply knows that without any money the government will not be able to functions.

Second, he is certainly not lazy. The Kirby games only portray him that way since they only show a few rare instances where Dedede is taking some well deserved vacation time. They never show King Dedede working on public works projects like a shelter for homeless Waddle Dees, discussing homeland defense initiatives with Metaknight, or commissioning additional funding for hospitals and schools in Dreamland. Instead, they focus on a few rare instances where King Dedede is doing other things due to an inherent bias in the storytelling of the games towards Kirby, who really doesn't do anything besides eat and sleep all day.

Finally, King Dedede isn't fat he's super mother****ing buff he just looks like he has a huge stomach because his **** and balls are so ****ing big they make his whole body look round and also he keeps his pants extra large so that hoes can hop in there and suck his **** while he has **** to do cause this mother****er can have his cake and ****ing eat that **** too.

Remember: They can't call you ghey if they are playing ICs!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Our Falcon, who art in Mute City
Awesome be thy moves
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done
On Earth, as it is on the internet
Give us this day our Falcon Punch
and show us your moves,
as we show our moves
to those who stand against us.
Lead us not unto Marth,
but deliver us from Black Shadow,
For thine is the coolness,
the moves, and the glory
Forever and ever,
YES!

Didn't I just tell you in the post you obviously read that I wasn't dictating to you what you were trying to say but telling you what what you actually said means?

I got good alone >_>

*Brings out violin*

Yay...right? No, this is no yaying matter.

I'd rather eat the rotten a**hole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer than get ninja'd.

Dear typh,

i've been meaning to raichu this letter...this letter of luv(disc included with a "personal" video and some pictures!). truth is, i've been seaking for a special someone...someone that'd let me smoochum all over. someone i could rhydon like a horsea. someone that would happily gulpin anything i put in their mouth. someone worth mawile. wynaut my pokemon trainer mentor and hero?

i've never felt anything like this for someone before. the closest i ever got was when i metagross ho - oh, that reminds me, sometimes i get sort of a "hot" flare on my taill(ow) and my poor weedle spear(ow!!)...hope that's okay!

ps: can i pikachu when you shower

pps: ho-oh-sexual

Sleep also is very healthy, as without it, you would die.

 

[Teran]

Just go to the Sonic Boards. In fact, sig a link to that place, it's the most amazing place ever.

 

[ndayday]

Just look at my sig, that's a good one.

Also, what's a quote thread without this?

How could the Premium member account needs to be fixed?

 

[Browny]

oh lord... check the Sonic weekly character discussion thread, theres a few

a few SBR member quotes :D

'Good Sonic's dont do anything different to bad sonics'
'Ike is high tier, I GUARANTEE it'

ill find more eventually

 

[Pelikinesis]

Originally Posted by Cobra
"verily kind sir, I am most appreciative, but must I be dragged into said void by the face? Might not you transport me through some other means?"
"NAY good sir, for the face is indeed the most optimal vehicle for moving the body"
"likewise, it clears the face of toxins, and volatile humors"

 

[justaway12]

Yay, justaway12 for best avatar of 2009. :D

you all kow it's true The Sleepy One is the smartest person I've ever seen.

 

[PrepareYourself]

The thread I think was deleted.

An awesome noob expressing himself about confusing Brawl terms

blabla do an DLIXK-ropegrab and then hit them with TRNGF-cancel and if you do sparkwavecopterwalldash and then follow up with a FKDLSO-AIR and a LAIR BAIR NAIR KAIR RAIR ZAIR SAIR QAIR PAIR work too, but only if you do the WKDLAIR attack but it has a crooked, flipped and disjointed hitbox and 7 invisibility and inpotency frames, but only if you choose IC, FG, L, R, Q or LRPMM as your character" or something like that

 

[LordoftheMorning]

sparkwavecopterwalldash LOLLLL!!!!!1!

 

[Denzi]

Falco Boards are too good:

I like to approach Meta Knights by walking up and giving them a nice firm handshake, then I follow up with a modest "Good morning, Sir".

But lasers work too.

I actually had this one sigged for a while

Edit: Gotta have this one:

Did you just accidentally SD? Metamindgames ("Did you see how I just killed myself? Bet you're feeling confident now. You're growing complacent. Cocky. Now it's just a matter of time until you slip up. It's inevitable. And once you do, I'll strike.")

 

[Pelikinesis]

w00t.

I'm going to try figuring out how to sparkwavecopterwalldash now.

 

[Mith_]

Yes! A quote from me on page 1! I win!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KveiAAsud2E

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

M2K:

"I didn't even know Sonic was tourney viable"