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The Official Create Your Own Snake Codec Conversation Thread
"Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!"
Ok, I have to admit, the Snake codecs conversations is really funny (funniest ones are the Zero Suit Samus and Sonic). Apparently, what if you wish to make your own codec conversations and to see what it is like when they discuss another character that isn't featured in Brawl. That's right, you can create a Snake Codec Conversation of any FICTIONAL character (books, movies, video games, etc). Here are a few golden rules here:
I'll rate the Codec Conversations from 1 to 5 (5 being hillarious, 1 for utter suckness). In addition, I will post where to find the funniest Codec Conversations and where I find it to be hillarious. If you choose not to follow these golden rules, I'll give a lower rating. And please provide a link for the fictional character you choose, so the readers can get a better understanding (as well as providing the series that character is from). Here are few examples to get your mind going
Sample one: Stitch
Series: Lilo and Stitch/Kingdom Hearts
Snake: Otacan, This is Snake.
Lilo: Copy Snake, this is Lilo.
Snake: What?!! What's this girl doing here!! And where is Otacon!
Lilo: Uh...he seem to have a little accident.
Snake: Uggghhh...hope he's okay.
Lilo: Well...yeah. Anyways, Stitch may be a little naughty sometimes but he is quite friendly.
Lilo: I also want to tell you that he can carry items easily three thousand times his size. He's so strong that he can even throw a car from Los Angles to the shores of China!
Snake: Well...thanks for telling me that.
Lilo: And Snake. My parents always tell me that ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.
Snake: Yea, like if I ever had a family.
Sample 2: Jak
Series: Jak and Daxter
Snake: Mei Ling, there a guy with longs ears and a short haircut.
Mei Ling: That is Jak. He was sent into a far distant dystopian future called Haven City. There, he was brutally tortured by Baron Praxis, the dictator of the city, and was used in treacherous experiments. Ever since then, Jak has developed a darker personality and shows no sympathy to anyone. Nevertheless, he also developed stronger fighting abilities from hand-to-hand combat to rifles. I seem to feel sorry for this guy.
Snake: Sorry for this guy?! I wish! He would be a nice replacement for me when I retire.
*codec gets interrupted*
Daxter: Jak will NEVER work with the likes of you!
Snake: What?! Who is this!? Some sort of weasel!
Daxter: Daxter is the name and you're nothing more than a worthless scum!
Snake: WORTHLESS SCUM!! Why if I ever get the hands on you.....
Daxter: See ya later, sucka!! Good luck epically failing!
Sample 3: Squall Leonhart
Series: Final Fantasy 8
Snake: Colonel, there's a guy with a weird looking sword.
Colonel: That is Squall Leonhart, and that is his gunblade.
Snake: Gunblade?
Colonel: Basically, a combination of sword and gun and is significantly lighter. He is student of Balamb Garden, a military academy for soldiers known as "SeeD," who hunt down evil sorceresses and demons. He can throw his gunblade up-high, can pull the trigger to inflict more pain, and preform something called Renzokuken.
Snake: Renzokuken?
Colonel: Basically, he slashes you several times while pressing the trigger on you. After all, he will preform one of his four finishing moves that lead to utter death. So be careful.
Snake: Huh? I better get one of those gunblades.
"Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!"
-Solid Snake
Ok, I have to admit, the Snake codecs conversations is really funny (funniest ones are the Zero Suit Samus and Sonic). Apparently, what if you wish to make your own codec conversations and to see what it is like when they discuss another character that isn't featured in Brawl. That's right, you can create a Snake Codec Conversation of any FICTIONAL character (books, movies, video games, etc). Here are a few golden rules here:
- The codec conversations are STRICTLY limited to characters from work of fiction. No real life people are allowed.
- The Codec Conversations are meant to be relatively funny. The purpose of having those messages in Brawl are to invoke crude humor (or at least try to be informative).
- No profanity in the Codec please.
- Be creative and funny as possible. You can even try to make it a three people conversation if you want!
- Make sure the Conversations are relating to the fictional character you choose. Don't go off-topic.
- You cannot do characters that already have a codec conversation (i.e. Mario and Lucario)
- I will allow competition if more than one is doing the same character, but I will choose only one which is the best.
I'll rate the Codec Conversations from 1 to 5 (5 being hillarious, 1 for utter suckness). In addition, I will post where to find the funniest Codec Conversations and where I find it to be hillarious. If you choose not to follow these golden rules, I'll give a lower rating. And please provide a link for the fictional character you choose, so the readers can get a better understanding (as well as providing the series that character is from). Here are few examples to get your mind going
Sample one: Stitch
Series: Lilo and Stitch/Kingdom Hearts
Snake: Otacan, This is Snake.
Lilo: Copy Snake, this is Lilo.
Snake: What?!! What's this girl doing here!! And where is Otacon!
Lilo: Uh...he seem to have a little accident.
Snake: Uggghhh...hope he's okay.
Lilo: Well...yeah. Anyways, Stitch may be a little naughty sometimes but he is quite friendly.
Lilo: I also want to tell you that he can carry items easily three thousand times his size. He's so strong that he can even throw a car from Los Angles to the shores of China!
Snake: Well...thanks for telling me that.
Lilo: And Snake. My parents always tell me that ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.
Snake: Yea, like if I ever had a family.
Sample 2: Jak
Series: Jak and Daxter
Snake: Mei Ling, there a guy with longs ears and a short haircut.
Mei Ling: That is Jak. He was sent into a far distant dystopian future called Haven City. There, he was brutally tortured by Baron Praxis, the dictator of the city, and was used in treacherous experiments. Ever since then, Jak has developed a darker personality and shows no sympathy to anyone. Nevertheless, he also developed stronger fighting abilities from hand-to-hand combat to rifles. I seem to feel sorry for this guy.
Snake: Sorry for this guy?! I wish! He would be a nice replacement for me when I retire.
*codec gets interrupted*
Daxter: Jak will NEVER work with the likes of you!
Snake: What?! Who is this!? Some sort of weasel!
Daxter: Daxter is the name and you're nothing more than a worthless scum!
Snake: WORTHLESS SCUM!! Why if I ever get the hands on you.....
Daxter: See ya later, sucka!! Good luck epically failing!
Sample 3: Squall Leonhart
Series: Final Fantasy 8
Snake: Colonel, there's a guy with a weird looking sword.
Colonel: That is Squall Leonhart, and that is his gunblade.
Snake: Gunblade?
Colonel: Basically, a combination of sword and gun and is significantly lighter. He is student of Balamb Garden, a military academy for soldiers known as "SeeD," who hunt down evil sorceresses and demons. He can throw his gunblade up-high, can pull the trigger to inflict more pain, and preform something called Renzokuken.
Snake: Renzokuken?
Colonel: Basically, he slashes you several times while pressing the trigger on you. After all, he will preform one of his four finishing moves that lead to utter death. So be careful.
Snake: Huh? I better get one of those gunblades.
