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The official Conker the Squirrel Support Thread!

BlueFlames

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I've searched on the search bar of this site, to see if a thread for conker was already started. In my luck, there were only 5 threads, none of which had conker on them. I was lucky! :D


Here is some information on him from wikipedia:

Conker the Squirrel is a fictional, anthropomorphic squirrel starring in various video games. The character was created by Rare, which was sold to Microsoft in 2002. Even though he first appeared in Diddy Kong Racing, a spinoff of the Donkey Kong series, Conker is not considered an official character in the Mario universe. The character is stated to be 21 years of age and has an affinity for alcoholic beverages. Conker is voiced by Chris Seavor in the games Diddy Kong Racing, Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live and Reloaded.

History

Conker was introduced to the world for the first time at E3 in 1997. His game Conker's Quest was presented by Rareware as another 3D platformer aimed at a young audience. Later the same year, this fact was confirmed with Conker's inclusion in Diddy Kong Racing, for the Nintendo 64, thus promoting his future games. In the spring of 1998, long after the initial release date, Conker's Quest was renamed as Twelve Tales: Conker 64. In 1999, Conker made his first solo debut in Conker's Pocket Tales for Game Boy Color.

Conker seemed poised to become another one of those cute yet forgettable platform heroes geared towards a younger audience. After being passed off as such, Rareware decided to redesign the game entirely from scratch, and turned it into Conker's Bad Fur Day. This version of the game was completely different in the fact that instead of being a generally E-rated game, it was instead turned into a game aimed towards adults, with its sexual content, foul language, drug and alcohol usage, and excessive violence. This game faced many delays, until it was finally released in 2001 in Europe and the United States, towards the end of the Nintendo 64's lifespan. The game suffered from relatively poor sales, but over time it received a cult following with its unique brand of humour and surprisingly deep themes.

In 2005, a remake was released for the Xbox known as Conker: Live & Reloaded. This featured Bad Fur Day with vastly improved graphics and minor alterations to gameplay. Also included was a never-before-seen multiplayer adaptation that was available for use over Xbox Live.

[edit] Appearance

When Conker was introduced in Diddy Kong Racing, he had no gloves (in art only), a blue vest, yellow cape, blue and yellow Converse All Stars shoes, and a flat-looking tail. This appearance was kept for Pocket Tales as well, but was changed in Bad Fur Day; Conker now had gloves, a blue zipper hoodie, and the same shoes, but with the Converse logo removed. In Live and Reloaded, he ditched the gloves (now using his bare hands) and had scruffier fur, giving him a somewhat unshaven appearance. The single player portion of the game was where his appearance changed drastically; his blue hoodie outfit was now more detailed, with yellow patches and more zippers, and the most noticeable change was that he was now wearing green and yellow shorts (similar to banjo's).

Little is known of the character's origins or his early life. It is known that he had met Diddy Kong on his adventures prior to participating in races with Diddy and his friends, though he was never seen in the games preceding "Diddy Kong Racing." Always kind-hearted and polite, his parents brought him up strictly, teaching him to never touch alcohol, swear or be materialistic. Although he broke these rules later in life, he still seems to retain an initially sweet persona to even the roughest of characters he meets, although he has lately developed the habit of whispering snide comments about them to himself while their backs are turned.

Although Conker drinks, commits lewd conduct, and is very greedy, he hardly ever swears. Notably the only truly real swears he's uttered were "fellatio" (albeit out of context), "*****" and "***", although the latter two were stated in the context of movie parodies in which the characters from the original movies stated the exact same lines.

After "Diddy Kong Racing", in the story of Conker's Pocket Tales, he had his next adventure retrieving birthday presents from evil acorns.

One day, he met a girl known as Berri, and the two quickly became a couple. Berri was originally depicted as a little, cute brown squirrel, but was later changed into a tall, curvaceous, buxom girl with a valley girl-like personality and grey fur. In Live and Reloaded, Berri's ditzy traits still remain, but she is also depicted as a porn star, or prostitute of sorts, judging by various references in the remake.

Conker and Berri developed an apparently strong relationship as boyfriend and girlfriend, as they soon began living together. Berri began to get frustrated with Conker's habit of constantly staying out late at a bar with his friends, until one fateful night, he never returned to his home.

A very drunk Conker stumbled out in the opposite direction of his home, thus arriving at a completely foreign world, the Fairy Panther Kingdom, which he believed only existed in fairy tales, when he awoke. A series of very bizarre and unfortunate events ensued, until he ultimately found himself reunited with Berri, as well as with a horde of money. He was about to leave with Berri when suddenly she was betrayed and murdered by a mafia boss, Don Weaso, eliminating one of his few true loves in the world.

At the defeat of the evil Panther King, the people of the world all gathered at a throne room, pushed Conker onto the throne, shoved a crown on his head, and declared him the king. Although Conker had all the money and land in the world, he came to the realization that he didn't want it, and that his only true reason of living was killed before his very eyes.

Conker remained living unhappily as king of this strange world, when one night, his habits came back to him, and he found himself stumbling from the **** and Plucker Bar, only going the other direction, opposite to the one that lead him to the horrible chain of events. This implies that he ends up going to yet another unusual world, or perhaps, back home, although this has never been further explained.

In Conker's Bad Fur Day, Conker has nine prominent weapons: a pair of uzi machine guns, a shotgun, a set of throwing knives, a bazooka, a frying pan, a sling shot, a baseball bat, a chainsaw (in the opening credits), and urine.

It has been confirmed that the original ending involved Conker committing suicide, by pointing a gun to his head and pulling the trigger, but was scrapped because it did not leave the series open for a sequel[citation needed] (however, according to Gregg, the Grim Reaper, Conker can get away with however many lives as he thinks he can).

However, when Chris Seavor (the voice of Conker on the N64 version of Bad Fur Day) was asked about a new Conker game, he said that would be focused on the war between the S.H.C. and the Tediz, and Conker would be killed in the first scene. [citation needed] His future, both as a franchise and a character, remains uncertain as of this point.

Here is a list of game's that he's been in:

* Diddy Kong Racing (1997) - Nintendo 64
* Conker's Pocket Tales (1999) - Game Boy Color
* Conker's Bad Fur Day (2001) - Nintendo 64
* Conker: Live and Reloaded (2005) - Xbox

Not a whole lot of games, i'll admit, but he does have a fair chance. True, he's owned by Rareware, but they're owned by Microsoft i think, so that could lower his chances a bit. He's third party, and has a HUGE fanbase! For all of you people not knowing how big it is, go on google and look it up. You'll eventually find one. His cameo's can be a matrix suit (from conker's bad fur day 64), a war suit (from same game), his original suit (diddy kong racing), and alternate colors to it, like red, yellow, green, black, white, purple, etc.
Here's his move list I just made:

(Land attacks ONLY)
A-Frying Pan Whack-Whacks opponents with a frying pan once. Does about 1% damage.

A, A-Frying Pan Whack Twice-Whacks opponents twice with a frying pan. Does about 2% damage.Sends enemy's skyward.

A, A and A-Bazooka-When enemy's are skyward (continuing combo from above), he pulls out a bazooka (the one from conker's bad fur day 64), and shoots his enemys. It doesn't blow them up, it just knocks 'em back a few feet. Does about 6% damage.

A + Left or Right-Rapid Punch (smash move)-If not charged, like in melee, conker turns either left or right, and punches his opponent as hard as he can. Does 4% uncharged. If charged, it does 8% damage, and knocks opponents backwards and skywards at the same time.

A + Up-Skullbash (smash move)-If not charged, like in melee, conker stands straight up, and headbutts his opponents, sending them flying in the air. Does about 5% damage. If charged, his opponents go sailing further, and it does 10% damage.

A + Down-Hook Kick (smash move)-If not charged, like in melee, conker bends down on the ground, and hook-shot kicks his opponents in the legs, making them fall over. Does 7% damage. If charged, it knocks opponents back, and deals 14% damage.

Running-Run's kind of fast, not as fast as yoshi, fox, and capt. falcon, though.

Running Kick-Doesn't have one.

Running Slide-Slides like mario off of melee, but slower and not as much damage. Goes towards opponents on the ground, feet first. Does 3% damage, and no knockback.

B-Uzi-Shoots his opponents with his uzi from his conker's bad fur day 64 game, but his opponents don't bleed to death or anything. Does about 8% damage per 4 hits. (can be used in the air)

B + Left or Right-Triple Mega Kick-Brings up his left or right foot, and kicks his opponent: once in the head, once in the legs, then lastly, in the stomach, knocking them backwards. Does about 9-10% damage.(cannot be used in the air)

B + Up-Tail Glide-Like in Conker's Bad Fur Day 64, he double jumps, and his tail spins around, letting him fly. Does no damage what-so-ever. (can be used in the air)

Taunt-Looks towards the screen, sticks a cigar in his mouth, and pulls out a duo of uzis, and shoots them in the air, screaming, "yipeeeeeeeeeeee!".

Special Move #1-Rocket's Ahoy!-After grabbing the first smash icon, Conker pulls out two rocket launcher, and launches his nearest enemy. One rocket does 40% damage, and the other deadly rocket does 149% damage, a one hit KO! It's a surprise on which one you get, because the rockets are random each time! The rockets, even the weak ones, have an ENORMUS knockback rate, and send opponents sailing through the sky.

Special Move #2-Frying Pan of DOOM-After grabbing the second smash icon, Conker pulls out his trusty-frying pan, and it turns on fire! He goes around the stage, knocking every opponent unconcious, and dealing great amounts of pain. Here is the damage rate per hit(s):
-1 hit-knocks unconcious and does 20% damage
-2 hits-does 40% damage
-3 hits-does 80% damage
-4 hits (last one)-does 160%, instant one-hit KO!
Each hit is random, and everyone gets hit atleast once. So expect about 40-80% damage, that's the average amount. If it's only a one on one match, like Conker vs Mario, he hits him eight times, dealing about 2560% damage, an instant one hit KO!

Here is the Conker Fanbase of this site, that i know of so far, Super in Red, and big in Blue (super is better than big):
BlueFlames

I'm sadly, the only supporter so far. :( *sniff*

But, if you want to join me and my Conker Fan Legion, than ask me, and i'll update the list! To be a big supporter, you have to post on here about 20 times. 40 times for a super supporter. Im automatically a super, since i made this topic.

Tell me what you think, please!
Oh, and Conker Haters, welcome! We all love a good debate, so be free to say anything that you want too!
 

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Good thought put into the moveset, but unfortunately there's no chance it will happen. Conker is owned by Rare. Rare is owned by Microsoft. Being owned by MS doesn't "lower his chances a bit", it eliminates his chancea.
 

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Good thought put into the moveset, but unfortunately there's no chance it will happen. Conker is owned by Rare. Rare is owned by Microsoft. Being owned by MS doesn't "lower his chances a bit", it eliminates his chancea.
thanks for the compliment on the moveset.

He does have a chance, but the only chance he had WAS eliminated by Microsoft, because they own rare. If they cut out rare, and it was bought by nintendo like in a few months, he could still have a fair chance. His chances right now, i would say about 25% chance? if he wasn't owned by ms, then his chances would rise up to 59%. Wanna join the fanbase?
 

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Okay, i forgot to add one attack

B + down-Frying Pan Tornado-is EXACTLY like Mario's Down B move, same with dr. mario. conker pulls out a frying pan, and the rest can explain itself. Does about 8% damage, and knocks enemys backwards, while propelling them skywards as well.
 

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Um...I agree with GoldenGlove, Conker's "owned" by Microsoft now. Nintendo couldn't even have Conker and Banjo in the Diddy Kong Racing remake on the DS.
 

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Um...I agree with GoldenGlove, Conker's "owned" by Microsoft now. Nintendo couldn't even have Conker and Banjo in the Diddy Kong Racing remake on the DS.
because microsoft sucks and they can't come up with their own games, so they have to buy rareware before someone else does? Huh? nevermind.....

Yeah... No, he has from incredibly poor to NO chance being in brawl...
he has a fair chance.
the only problem: owned by MICROSOFT.

his chances of getting in, is about 25%? maybe more....not that much, though.

anyone want to join the fanbase of conker on this site?
 

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25% u kidding me?! seriously master chief has more chances than him, and he has no chance, RARE is owned by microsoft, a rival company of nitendo, nintendo is never going to ask to use a nitendo of a rival company, not sony, not microsoft, its never going to happen...

By ur standards, kratos from God of war, the GTA guy, the gears of war dude, all of them have 25% chance being in brawl...

and Im NOT on the conker fanbase...
 

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He has absolutely no chance ever. There's more chance of Mario being in Halo 3.

And even if hell does freeze over and there's a Rare character in Brawl, it'd be Banjo-Kazooie.
 

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Regardless if he was owned by microsoft or not he would still probly not make it.Nintendo was probly debating cutting solid snake for his guns .Conker games are rated M for a number of reasons drugs sugestive sences alcohal ect. i highly dought hes guna ge in
 

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25% u kidding me?! seriously master chief has more chances than him, and he has no chance, RARE is owned by microsoft, a rival company of nitendo, nintendo is never going to ask to use a nitendo of a rival company, not sony, not microsoft, its never going to happen...

By ur standards, kratos from God of war, the GTA guy, the gears of war dude, all of them have 25% chance being in brawl...

and Im NOT on the conker fanbase...
Uh, YEAH, DUH?
He has a fair chance, as i said earlier, about 25% chance. Who cares if he's owned by Microsoft, Nintendo, if they were desperate for characters, can call up Rareware and ask to "borrow" conker. Not like conker's made a game in 2 years.

and i never said that you WERE on the fanbase

He has absolutely no chance ever. There's more chance of Mario being in Halo 3.

And even if hell does freeze over and there's a Rare character in Brawl, it'd be Banjo-Kazooie.
Conker and Banjo-kazooie.

Regardless if he was owned by microsoft or not he would still probly not make it.Nintendo was probly debating cutting solid snake for his guns .Conker games are rated M for a number of reasons drugs sugestive sences alcohal ect. i highly dought hes guna ge in
you have poor grammer (no offense)
okay, cut the guns, cut the war outfit, and cut out one of his special moves.

there, ya happy??

the only one that has a valid argument so far is Mic_128, and no one else. You guys arent' giving very good reasons as to WHY he shouldn't be on there, besides this:
-he's owned by microsoft
-too gory
-too violent
-deals with guns

stop using those poor escuses for him not being in brawl, and make some for yourself! for everyone else that uses one of those, im just going to ignore you starting now....
 

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Ok lets take away conkers personality so we can add some squirrel from a company owned by one of nintendos rivals instead of more popular, awesome and DESERVING characters like sonic, megaman, bomberman and/or pac man... [/sarcasm]

Dude conker doesnt have 25% chance, happy mask salesman, in the rate their chances thread had about 4% chance according to smash fans here at SWF, and the guy is 1st party, the guy had more chances than conker, dont give me BS about him having 25%, the guy is lucky to have 1%, whyt?:

-He isnt popular
-He is more known for conkers bad fur day, a game of violence and sexual themes, sakurai doesnt want guns in brawl, how the hell does he stand a chance?
- he own by rare, thus making him 3rd party
- and even worse the rare is owned by microsoft, a rival of nintendo in the console wars...
- he aint popular
- he aint deserving
- he isnt wanted in brawl...

bottom line, if conker is in brawl, we might as well add master chief, cloud, sephiroth, kratos and the GTA guy...
 

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i'm laughing at the fact your saying Nintendo would be desperate for characters.
You realize they're are about 1-2 3rd party spots?
Sonic, Megaman, Geno, Bomberman, Rayman, and even Pac-man have incredibly higher chances than a Mircosoft owned character.

Face it Conker/B-K are never gonna be in a Smash Bros game unless hell freezes over.
 

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25%? 25%? Like I said before, Nintendo couldn't even put Banjo and Conker in their Diddy Kong Racing REMAKE because of legal reasons. (Cause they're owned by Rare, which is owned by Microsoft). If they couldn't even put Conker and Banjo back into a remake of a game, I doubt Nintendo would be able to have Conker in Brawl. PLUS, Nintendo has plenty of good characters that they own such as Captain Olimar, Ridley, Wolf, Tom Nook etc. Even Pac-Man, Megaman, Sonic and Bomberman are more popular/well known/deserving.
 

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BlueFlames please, you give us Rare fans a bad name... Conker's changes aren't nearly as high as you think. Sure he started all on Nintendo systems, but he's still a pretty unknown 3rd party character and worse of all... He got cutted out of the remake/sequel of the game he made his debut in... Which was his best bet to ever appear on ANY Nintendo system.

Sure Conker has some ties with Nintendo, but he isn't all that well-known so he would be pretty much of a wasted 3rd party character slot. Also it isn't even confirmed if we will see the squirrel ever again in a 360 game... And if Microsoft had to choose a character, they would pick their "own" Master Cheif above Conker anyday of the week.

As much as I love Conker, I can't see him working in Brawl like the way he became. Snake uses guns too yeah, but not for commical relief as Conker. Using guns, alcohol and possibly drugs is all part of Conker's current "personality"... He wouldn't be Conker without them. Snake doesn't has to use them, since he's a more serious or realistic character.
 

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lol

but what does that have anything at all to do with this topic?
nice pic, though....
wanna be buds, stryks?

anyways, i think that this thread is good, for starters.
Nice moveset, described it colorfully, and not to mention, even has pictures! *claps*

conker's chances go down by half of what he has now (that he's owned by microsoft), so his chances of gettting in are about 3-5%? maybe lower.....

but, like Mic_128 said, if anyone from rare gets in, it's banjo-kazooie, because of fanbase and popularity. In your wikipedia article, it even STATED that conker had poor sales on Conker's Bad Fur Day 64.

Nice try, though. (no offense, if i caused any at all)
 

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*bump*

I'm a big Conker fan and supporter, I even made a thread for him. When I searched for a Conker thread, I guess I skipped over this one. So I made mine, and then Mic closed it and directed me here.

I'll shoot for 40 posts, but I don't think it's going to happen on a two page topic... especially with all these d!ckheads constantly flaming you about the whole Rare and Microsoft thing.
 

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Im gunna do my best to be supportive and sugar-coat this. Sad as it may be, Conker has low chances.
Not only for his personality
Not only for his weapons
Not only for who hes own by
Not only for his popularity.
Not even for his ownership by Microsoft
...
Its his competition.
Conker has alot of competitors that dont have the problems in the areas above: Sonic, Megaman, Bomberman, Pacman, Rayman (thats alot of men), Simon Belmont, Kalas, even Spyro and Crash, and the list goes on.

However, i agree the only real thing (besides competitors) messing w/ his chances is the painful fact he's own by Rare, who is owned by Microsoft.

I personally would like him (after my choices) to appear, but the facts dont lie.

At first glance, Conker looks like a good option. But once you look deeper, you see why he wont be in Brawl.
 

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Wait a second...

I usually give all third party characters a fair chance but Conker is just ridiculous. Not only does the Microsoft thing destroy his chances but this guys game is more adult than Mortal Kombat
Rare owns the patent of Conker the Squierrl.
Microsoft pays Rare to make games for the Xbox, but dosn't and can't touch Rare's patents.
Rare still holds some relasionship with the big N

So the First part of your argument is nulled.

The second however... its true... but you know, Its not like Metal Gear is any less Mature...
 

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Nintendo would not add a character that their rival can only make games for which destroys any and all chance of a rare character. Metal gear is a stealth game with blood added in for realism, it's nowhere near as adult as a game where you fight a giant turd.
 

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Nintendo would not add a character that their rival can only make games for which destroys any and all chance of a rare character. Metal gear is a stealth game with blood added in for realism, it's nowhere near as adult as a game where you fight a giant turd.
Correction: The Great Might Poo is a singing giant turd. He's also quite talented, IMHO. :)



I thought I'd post the lyrics to his song:

I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO, AND I’M GOING TO THROW MY S**T AT YOU!
A HUGE SUPPLY OF TISH COME FROM MY CHOCOLATE STARFISH.
HOW ABOUT SOME SCAT YOU LITTLE ****?

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU’LL SURVIVE IN HERE?
YOU DON’T SEEM TO KNOW WHICH CREEK YOU’RE IN!
SWEET CORN IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES IT THROUGH MY REAR.
HOW D’YOU THINK I KEEP THIS LOVELY GRIN? :grin:
*ting*

NOW I’M REALLY GETTING RATHER MAD.
YOU’RE LIKE A NIGGLY, TICKLY, S****Y, LITTLE TAG NUT!
WHEN I’VE KNOCKED YOU OUT WITH ALL MY BAB, I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR HEAD AND RAM IT UP MY BUTT!!


Conker: YOUR BUTT?

MY BUTT!

Conker: YOUR BUTT?

THAT’S RIGHT MY BUTT!

Conker: ERRR...

MY BUTT!!!

Conker: UM...

MY BUUUUUUUTT!!!!!!

OH YOUR CURSED SQUIRREL, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. I'M FLUSHING, I'M FLUSHING. OH WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD. WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT A GOOD LITTLE SQUIRREL LIKE YOU WOULD DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL CLAGINESS? OH, I'M GOING, I'M GOING!

Conker: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BOWEL MOVEMENT ;)


Here's a link to the song if anyone would like to hear it: http://esnips.com/doc/2185a03d-83a9-4fe0-b9cd-7a530794d0e9/Great-Mighty-Poo

Im gunna do my best to be supportive and sugar-coat this. Sad as it may be, Conker has low chances.
Not only for his personality
Not only for his weapons
Not only for who hes own by
Not only for his popularity.
Not even for his ownership by Microsoft
...
Its his competition.

Not only for his personality


He doesn't have to have the "adult" personality. He was nice in Pocket Tales and Diddy Kong Racing. AHHHH... Sweet little fluffy squirrel. WHAT WENT WRONG?!


Not only for his weapons

He doesn't need weapons:

B Slingshot

This could work like links arrows. Conker pulls the band farther back the longer you hold the button down (for more distance and power). He launches a stone upon the release of the button.

Smash B Frying Pan

This would be similar to Kirby's hammer, but instead of knockback, the opponent is temporarily stunned. It can be sweetspotted to allow fire damage also.

Up B Helicopter Tail Thingy

I didn't just make that name up, that's actually what he calls it in Bad Fur Day. It probably wouldn't do much damage or knockback, and therefore would be used more as a recovery move instead of an attack. Alot like DK's Up B.

Down B Dynamite

I was debating between this and his Ground Pound-esque move, but I decided upon this because it's much more unique. He could plant a bundle of dynamite on any surface. It remains there until you perform the move again, where he'd pull out a plunger and press down on it to blow up the dynamite. It wouldn't be as powerful as a motion sensor bomb though, since you can detonate it at any time.


Not only for who hes own by

That would be about as much of a problem as the whole Geno and Square thing, IF Microsoft didn't own Rare.


Not only for his popularity.


Actually, Conker is a very popular character. The game(s) may not have sold well, but it/they became a cult classic. He actually has a pretty large fanbase.


Not even for his ownership by Microsoft


That's pretty much the only big problem with Conker's chances in Brawl. It's quite the dilema. BUT, this thread wasn't made to discuss his chances in the game. It is a character SUPPORT thread.


Its his competition.


Yeah, but that's not his biggest problem. It's that Rare is owned by Microsoft. If Microsoft never bought (or however they "joined forces"), then Rare would probably still be close to Nintendo. And if that happened, I'm sure they'd let us borrow Banjo and Kazooie and Conker.
 

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Fore the last time, Microsoft does not OWN Rare's patents, and It cant do **** about stoping Rare from Lending it to any other person (or company) as long as Rare dosn't break the clause that it was reached in the contract.

wich is to develop games for Competition (consoles), since theres no competition in the portable console area (MS dosnt have any one) thats why the still make GBA/DS games.

and since Rare wont develop the game, Sakurai would its not breaking the contract.

But yeah, Conker's chances arent that good (but i would like to see him kick some bottom!)
 

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That may be true, but I don't think it matters much. For some reason, the people at Rare are being a bunch of tight a**es. From what I heard, they didn't even let Nintendo use Banjo or Conker for Diddy Kong Racing DS. They might be free to work on some stuff with Nintendo, but they definately aren't as close to them as they used to be...

^^I wasn't arguing against Conker or anything, I was just getting that out there. I'm pro-Conker, though I have to amit, his chances are LOW.

Now that we've gotten the whole 'he's never gonna make it, nana nana nana' out of the way, would anyone care to discuss costumes, stages, movesets, cool pictures, etc.!?

vv (this picture made me giggle)



since theres no competition in the portable console area (MS dosnt have any one) thats why the still make GBA/DS games.

This is kind of off topic, but didn't Microsoft have some kind of handheld game system/phone thingy. Because I thought they had something like that, but it completely tanked because like one person bought one.
 

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Fore the last time, Microsoft does not OWN Rare's patents, and It cant do **** about stoping Rare from Lending it to any other person (or company) as long as Rare dosn't break the clause that it was reached in the contract.

wich is to develop games for Competition (consoles), since theres no competition in the portable console area (MS dosnt have any one) thats why the still make GBA/DS games.

and since Rare wont develop the game, Sakurai would its not breaking the contract.

But yeah, Conker's chances arent that good (but i would like to see him kick some bottom!)
Nintendo will NOT allow Conker in the game stupid. It doesn't matter if Rare can or can't let them use him the point of my post is that Nintendo will purposely not use him because he is too adult and because only Microsoft can make games for him now.
 
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