Super Smash Master
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I have seen many anti-threads around here, but I am here to point out a character that should definately NOT be in Brawl. Bowser Jr. is who I am talking about. Why do I hate this character so much do you ask? Because he is uncreative. He is in the same boat as characters like Dark Samus and Baby Mario. They are simply alternate versions of existing characters that lazy developers created to make a quick buck, because they were too lazy to create original characters. Actually, if you think about it, Bowser Jr. is two uncreative characters in one since he turns into "Shadow Mario".
The reason this character sucks is his complete lack of any moves that would be original. Sure, he has his paintbrush. It's not like that can inspire THAT MANY moves. He would be forced to look to alterations of Bowser's moves such as his flame attack. He could also turn into Shadow Mario, a clone of Mario. Why would anyone want to turn into a Dark Version of Mario? (I guess the same reason people want Dark Samus to be playable =/)
Bowser Jr. is said to be the new big villain in the Mario franchise. He has made it into all the sports titles and spinoffs. Well, so has Baby Mario and Baby Luigi. You don't see anybody wanting them to be in Brawl.
Now let's look at the poll that showed all the requested characters that people wanted. Bowser Jr. HAD to have shown up, right? .....RIGHT? Nope. Nobody in Japan wants that ****ty turtle ****. Even if he was mentioned, Sakurai didn't bother posting it, because he is such a lame and uninteresting character choice. Sakurai has obviously shown he likes charaacters that are original. They intrige him. Well, Bowser Jr. obviously isn't one of those character. He MIGHT show up as an AT if fans are lucky. He definately does not deserve a chance in the playable roster.
The reason this character sucks is his complete lack of any moves that would be original. Sure, he has his paintbrush. It's not like that can inspire THAT MANY moves. He would be forced to look to alterations of Bowser's moves such as his flame attack. He could also turn into Shadow Mario, a clone of Mario. Why would anyone want to turn into a Dark Version of Mario? (I guess the same reason people want Dark Samus to be playable =/)
Bowser Jr. is said to be the new big villain in the Mario franchise. He has made it into all the sports titles and spinoffs. Well, so has Baby Mario and Baby Luigi. You don't see anybody wanting them to be in Brawl.
Now let's look at the poll that showed all the requested characters that people wanted. Bowser Jr. HAD to have shown up, right? .....RIGHT? Nope. Nobody in Japan wants that ****ty turtle ****. Even if he was mentioned, Sakurai didn't bother posting it, because he is such a lame and uninteresting character choice. Sakurai has obviously shown he likes charaacters that are original. They intrige him. Well, Bowser Jr. obviously isn't one of those character. He MIGHT show up as an AT if fans are lucky. He definately does not deserve a chance in the playable roster.