The Neverending Story 3

[tregets_bro]

a reincarnation of godzilla came out of the earth and squished yoshi but he wasn't done there.....

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

He turned around to find a Gamecube hooked up and playing and he sat down feeling sad about why he wasnt in the game so he got angry again and...

 

[Fourside]

And started to sing.Then a huge floating soup bowl came and...

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

Tryed to force feed the soup people call...

 

[izdabombz]

A paper bag to ......

 

[Smashman]

Blotz' Soup Boyardee. The soup transformed into the Master Hand, and faced...

 

[SuperSpy]

elves from the elfbowling game. Then they mooned the master hand. That didn't hurt the master hand, because he doesn't have eyes. So then he took a bowling ball and got a strike. Then Santa told off the master hand, and said it was his job. Then santa...

 

[Fourside]

Became a Sumo wrestler and fought Godzilla on mars.Then tiny little aliens came and started to sing a stupid Teletubbies song.Santa called the elves and he said that...

 

[Kannonball]

...all the little elves had to fight all the little aliens. It was a massive, epic battle between them with only one elve and one alien left standing. Meanwhile, Godzilla sat in off to the side looking confused.

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

When he stood up looking all patriotic and pointed to earth and jumped high up into the...

 

[Fourside]

Mcdonald's and ate a Big Mac.And then santa came in...

 

[izdabombz]

And stole his big mac, then santa went back to the north pole to....

 

[Smashman]

relinquish his sanity. After that, he...

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[SuperSpy]

went back to Mcdonalds. He ordered too much, so they went out of business. Santa cried. Then he went to Burger king. Then many other fast food places. then...

 

[Blaster]

He tried to get into his sled but he was too fat, and the reindeer..

 

[ganondorf_rules]

exploded and santa...

 

[Lansuu]

Decided that wince the reindeer were already dead, he should fry them and eat them. While frying the reindeer, a giant...

 

[Masher Mario]

...moose came and stepped on him, killing him. Everyone, especially the little kids, were happy because...

 

[Smashman]

Christmas stinks. Squall Leonheart was studying at his academy in FF, when...

 

[DukieMan1223]

Superman dropkicked Squall in the face. Squall retaliated by throwong a.....

 

[Fourside]

A moose at him.Then giant toilet paper monsters and wet sawdust demons came.They started to laugh and...

 

[Masher Mario]

One of them killed James Brown. Jackie Chan put on his two billion dollar tuxedo, and then...

 

[Ticadrius]

It shorted out, but Jackie was so fast, he threw it at Jennifer Love Hewitt, killing his ******** co-star and frying her silicone implants. But she was far from dead, just then, she....

 

[SuperSpy]

mutated into a zombie with the T-virus. It was Tyrant. The only way Jackie could defeat it was...

 

[izdabombz]

to use a 6 week old banana from super spy's house to....

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

Beat it too death with the banana, when they thought all was well and good...

 

[Fourside]

Jackie Chan was possessed by James Brown's ghost,and he started to sing and dance...

 

[Masher Mario]

... and also began to rob people. Jackie somehow got the ghost out of possesion of his body, and then hired...

 

[Fourside]

A farting moose.And then he said that...

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

The moose was the messiah and that..

 

[Badboy Bighead]

the moose should lose some weight. so the moose...

 

[izdabombz]

Got really mad and ate jackie, now the moose is possessed by james brown's ghost and......

 

[Badboy Bighead]

then jamie brown controlled the moose to murder britney spears.../

 

[Ticadrius]

but Britney had her own moose with the super power of....

 

[Venom Dream]

useing stuff that was created and manufactured by people that where inspired by the makings of a movie by people that knew Jacky Chan's mother's best friend's...

 

[psychicpuff]

daughter in law's distant cousin, who was actually Osama Bin Laden. That's right! Then, bombs started raining from the sky as...

 

[Ticadrius]

a giant monkey named Steve who juggled balls when you play the organ was attempting to.....

 

[Mirai Shuya]

Get into the pants of the nearest half-alien RPG character. Then Steve yelled...

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

"what the ****!?!?!", and backflips backwards untill he was stopped by...

 

[DukieMan1223]

a large chameleon who was eating....