storms
Banned via Administration
used the lipstick to write WHY DIDN"T I MAKE MY NAME CAPITAL WHEN I SIGNED UP FOR SMASHBOARDS and then my mom asked.....
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The Neverending Story 3
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Bailey69
Banned via Administration
Why did that terrorist moderator close 2 awsome threads of mine as I was touching myself I yelled take out that garbage or else...
Warps out of range of these wierd events. But then another giant unknown creature starts destructing everything in sight...
storms
Banned via Administration
and all of this was happening while I was in a shower of a prison. I dropped the soap when one the prisoners...
Bailey69
Banned via Administration
started laughing and then he dropped then soap then all of a sudden...
storms
Banned via Administration
the guards and prisoners started to have a blood orgy in the showers when one of the guards told me to put....
a sock in it...lol...Then the guard started rambling on I lost intresst and dozed out and missed everything important....
storms
Banned via Administration
about a similar blood orgy that happened in....
Bailey69
Banned via Administration
my mother's bedroom last Father's Day, the same day as the massive...
Falkick
Smash Journeyman
shooting in a fireworks warehouse done by me and Leon kennedy from the resident evil series! while setting of at least a frickin' fifty fireworks with one shot, leon got hit with a...
Bailey69
Banned via Administration
Flying flaming **** covered rock on a collision course for...
FunkMaster
Smash Journeyman
the moon, where people were mining glow-in-the-dark-radioactive cheese in order to...
falcoX
Smash Champion
... sabotage major pains master plan to enslave puppies. Major Pain was not amused, and he soon...
But then Bush picked a fight with Falco X because Bush wanted to continue to destroy the U.S. as Pres...so the intense fight was started and....
falcoX
Smash Champion
... on the side of falcoX's army was the great ape, King Kong! (Lets see bush beat that!) Bush responded by...
"I have faith""that the ape will not try to harm me in any way" *Ape Grabs bush and....*
Tipo mastr
Smash Lord
suddenly realizes that he is a large rock. So he puts Bush down, gives him a strawberry creampuff, and embarks on a quest to find out why he is a large rock.
Falkick
Smash Journeyman
when he finds me, where i load two shotgun shelsl into his eyes! Bush morphs back into regular old bush, and he hires me to assinate major pain as a mercenary.
Then bush falls to the ground. Later we found that the pres. was out cold from the poisonous creampuff the next day he was dead...
Falkick
Smash Journeyman
and i was out of a job, so i went to rejoin the gang, but all of a sudden Mr.G&W came and...
Warped everyone to a weird room Then everyone appeared in a maze room and no one in the same location...
I end up getting lost in the maze. Then all of the sudden spikes start to drop from the ceiling schedualed to hit ground in ten minutes, the race was on to get everyone out...
but the ghost of golf starts picking fights with everyone.....
falcoX
Smash Champion
but the ghost of your momma shuts both of you up!!! JEEZ! Back to the battle between kong and bush. However, this time it was in the giant maze. And everyone was inj harms way! So acting as a hero, I went into the battle and....
then I started firing my canon...not at kong but at bush! Kong Moved way too fast and just decided to let kong wipe the floor for bush...he then climbs the empire state building and then lets Bush do a little "sky diving" without a parachute. Then jets begin firing at King Kong....
begins eating the bullets like dots...But then he ends up transforming back and a jet shoots and hits him from behind and loses his balance on the empire state building...
then went on a rampage destroying anything he could get his hands on...
Why`d you kill off Kong??....Everyone stands around the remains of the ape in complete silence. I throw him a 1-up mushroom then shortly after that hes back to life...
Falkick
Smash Journeyman
i say i'm sorry i blinded him with the shotgun shells, and he eats dawnroy, and we all become best freinds! shortly after a couple o' beers and some tacos, we go to the bowling alley where...
I`m one strike away from a perfect game the Bowling Ally is silent and everyone was watching. I threw the ball down the lane and...
Started cracking up. But that didn`t register on the right lane so I had another chance for a Perfect. I throw the ball down the lane and this time....
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