The Make-a-Poem Thread!

[megaminerzero]

How to play: The posts of the participants must fit the structure of a rhyming poem. Each person may write no more than a single line per post.

Example:
Guy 1: Roses are red, violets are blue.
Guy 2: This poem sucks, and I hate you too.
Guy 3: Don't be so harsh, now. Can't we agree?
Guy 4: I'm just a sailor, out on the sea.

So let's see what kind of story we can tell here. My first line is below, and the next poster must compose a line that rhymes with it.
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Dave was a lonely guy on the street.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

His stomach was empty, he bought him some meat

 

[Fluttershy]

but it wasn't such an amazing feat as he grew hungry in a half an hour

 

[SmasherMaster]

So then he jumped off a tower in a quest for power

 

[megaminerzero]

He forgot his parachute, and was doomed to fall.

 

[LiteralGrill]

He decided to give his grandparents a call.

 

[Substitution]

They told him "Why don't you take a good shower."