The Kitchen: Disbanded

[Robotic Darkness]

Now I know what you're thinking. Some random scrub with no posts starting a crew? MADNESS?! "This is a joke!"



The Kitchen! MD/VA's finest crew!



OBJECTION!

I am indeed a random scrub. But every legend has their honorable roots. This crew is my start.

Anyway, I'll go by Robotic Darkness for now and thats what you'll call me :D


Here's teh crew line up

Robotic Darkness

He's the leader, founder and currently the only member of GSA. An MK and R.O.B. main secondarying G&W. Not much to say, but he 1337 and only likes people he deems 1337. A terrible smasher atm and not hesitant to deny it, he accepts the harsh cruel reality of the world. But he's lookin to goto some tourneys and step his **** up...unfortunately he has massive ride johns.

But even more important than the crew members, the mascot as with McDonalds, Ronald is MUCH more important than the food.

Chad Daddy


Not accepting any new members and there is a 90% chance this crew will probably die, but I need a root for my start in the community, please don't lock

 

[BleachigoZX]

"This is a joke!"

 

[Robotic Darkness]

Nah, I'm sure some people will want to join my crew once I goto tourneys and develop a name fo myself.

 

[BleachigoZX]

Just do well then (and do it moderately), I can't say much anymore since I pretty much gave Brawl up.

Just don't waste your life/money on this game, you will regret it.

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

RD, I swear to god, you must be my brotha from anotha mutha. We are practically EXACTLY the same, only difference is that you don't play Kirby and even then you named this crew after the GSA from Hoshi no Kaabii.

Letz money match son! Kirby vs MK, if you are decent (by my standardz...which are low az shiz xD) I'll join dis crew, you betta except.

 

[Robotic Darkness]

I'll have you know, I lurked these boards for quite awhile before I joined. You claim to be the worst smasher in MD/VA, yeah I suck but...if I lose to you, I'll slit my sorry *** throat.

I'll zap you dumb@$$!

Also, we have a crew mascot now :D

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Warden

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

Yeah I am bad, but wow you're cocky xD

I won't lose to some random scrub who's never been to a tourney his entire life, oh well, free money for me :D

Also, itz OFFICIAL you're trolling, Chad Warden xD

Yeah...I actually really like you (no homo) you're cocky but funny as shiz

 

[Robotic Darkness]

I was lookin at you're YouTube profile Poyo, wow you suck, D-smash spamming MK. But I don't know if you're cool IRL, I doubt it. You can't trash talk worth ****, let me commentate a match and I'll make gay men cry.

Oh btw, don't take that **** too hard, thats just to show I'm an amazing trash talker, we are similar, I'm sure you're cool

Anyway, I did see a video I liked on your favorites. Our new crew name is...

















































































































THE KITCHEN!

 

[Deleted member]

nice, starting flaming with 0 posts, lol. the only one in the kitchen is yo dad cause your mom left him. you got 1 member (you) so you can't be a crew consisting of 2 states. unless you got a seriously fat *** it also means you're half black cause all of MD is black and it's apparently only half of your fat ***. you can't describe yourself as numbers, numbers =/= adjective.

poyo MM my ike you piece of **** I'll show you what scrub means.

 

[Thirtyfour]

More Vanilla Brawl pls

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

nice, starting flaming with 0 posts, lol. the only one in the kitchen is yo dad cause your mom left him. you got 1 member (you) so you can't be a crew consisting of 2 states. unless you got a seriously fat *** it also means you're half black cause all of MD is black and it's apparently only half of your fat ***. you can't describe yourself as numbers, numbers =/= adjective.

poyo MM my ike you piece of **** I'll show you what scrub means.

I'm MD and I'm asian/white.

Also, Low Tier MM? Letz gosterz, Yoshi vs Ike.

 

[SOVAman]

I'm MD and I'm asian/white.

Also, Low Tier MM? Letz gosterz, Yoshi vs Ike.

poyo your yoshi is garbage

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

But Yoshi can CG Ike to spike, thatz all he needz, xD

 

[Deleted member]

But Yoshi can CG Ike to spike, thatz all he needz, xD

if I 2 stock you pay double? if I 3 stock you pay triple? I'll do the same.

how much. $20 to start?

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

...I'm a kid with no job...I'm not rich.

Just a normal $5 MM, nothing special, if you 1-stock you get $5, if you 3 stock you get $5.

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

Sorry fo teh double post but well Robotic Darknes...

I accept your invite :D

I'm getting my *** BACK IN THE KITCHEN! (I was never in teh kitchen to begin with though xD)

 

[Robotic Darkness]

Honestly, I don't have a car so I am screwed and I probably will be awhile before I goto a tourney. I don't think this crew will get anywhere so as of now...

THE KITCHEN IS DISBANDED

 

[B0NK]

Oh no why????

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

....

You're a cool guy but don't make a crew and disband less than half a week after making it, its also been less than 24 hours since I joined this crew.

You're cool and all but you should goto some tourneyz and get to know the community before making a crew RD.

Otherwise this will happen.