The funniest/worst johns you've ever heard!

[Vijin]

I'm sure everyone has heard some johns that make you laugh, or johns that don't even make any sense at all!
People don't usually give johns when I beat them, but I remember reading one john in a shout-out thread after a gigabits tourney. It was something like "If Vision hadn't Up-B'd at that moment, I would have had him!"

Like I was supposed to not up B and fall to my doom, eh?
How about you guys? Post up those johns!

 

[theONEjanitor]

it wasn't directed at me, but there was one melee tournament where this scrub got ***** by a guy and he was like, "try picking a less cheap character".


the character was yoshi.

 

[TedBoosley]

"brawl sucks"

 

[derf]

some 12 year old at Get Committed once demanded the tournament host inspect green marios controller because he didnt think it was possible to move that fast

 

[MarsFool!]

Do they have to be brawl johns? Because the kids at my school insist I could never beat them without wavedashing. Im glitching the game

 

[Raistlin]

"If only the match had been completely different..."

 

[C@sH Mooney]

"The black orb at the bottom of FD distracted me. No fair!"

It's in my sig.

 

[Zoro]

"pikmin is broken"
-by zoro

wat a scrub no johns son