The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is The Only Real God

[TheBluAssassin]

Pastafarianism is correct. All other religions are wrong. Stop worshipping your false Gods and start worshipping the glorious Noodliness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or He will send you to Hell. My God has bigger balls than your God.

 

[GwJ]

Cool story, bro.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

To quote everyone and their mother,

"You ****ing people."

 

[Claire Diviner]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this thread may or may not be Debate Hall material.

 

[GwJ]

I'd say this is probably his Debate Hall application thread. I'd say he passed.

 

[Dre89]

Pastafarianism is correct. All other religions are wrong. Stop worshipping your false Gods and start worshipping the glorious Noodliness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or He will send you to Hell. My God has bigger meatballs than your God.

Fixed for you.

Not sure if you're just trolling or actually trying to make a point.

 

[Pachinkosam]

This thread is art.

 

[Sieguest]

Not sure if you're just trolling or actually trying to make a point.

I imagined it was both trolling and trying to make a point. That statement sounds like what would be associated with the stereotypical conversion-focused believer of any religion (Believe or suffer eternally).

Just taking the positive light here. o. o

 

[TheBluAssassin]

I was being completely serious. I honestly believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only true God.

Ramen.

 

[GwJ]

I hate to repost images from my other threads, but...

 

[TheBluAssassin]

I hate to repost images from my other threads, but...

I can't see it. Also,

 

[GoldShadow]

If you want to start an actual discussion/debate on Pastafarianism, feel free, but it seems this thread wasn't made with that purpose in mind.

Locking before the spam gets out of hand.