supersmashbro99
Smash Rookie
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- Aug 30, 2023
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Announcer: LIVE from the SmashBoards TV Studio, it’s THE COMEDY ROAST OF THE WORST FIGHTER IN SMASH ULTIMATE, GANONDORF!!!! Now, here’s your host - SuperSmashBro99!! crowd cheers
Me: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and anyone who's ever been defeated by a rock, welcome to the roast of the century! crowd cheers Tonight, we gather to celebrate...or rather, commiserate... crowd laughs with the king of losing, the emperor of epic fails, the undisputed champion of disappointment: Ganondorf! crowd cheers This is the man who makes Link look like a god. So let's raise a glass to the one who turned 'evil overlord' into a punchline. crowd cheers for Link Get ready for a night of roasting so hot, it'll make Ganon's trident look like a popsicle! crowd laughs So without further ado, let's unleash the first wave of insults on this king of calamity. Fire away, roasters! crowd cheers
Me: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and anyone who's ever been defeated by a rock, welcome to the roast of the century! crowd cheers Tonight, we gather to celebrate...or rather, commiserate... crowd laughs with the king of losing, the emperor of epic fails, the undisputed champion of disappointment: Ganondorf! crowd cheers This is the man who makes Link look like a god. So let's raise a glass to the one who turned 'evil overlord' into a punchline. crowd cheers for Link Get ready for a night of roasting so hot, it'll make Ganon's trident look like a popsicle! crowd laughs So without further ado, let's unleash the first wave of insults on this king of calamity. Fire away, roasters! crowd cheers