Q&A The character(s) in the above avatar are after you, what do?

[Substitution]

Glare...
Wait, I can't emote! How is this possible?!

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

I'd just take the substitute and run

 

[Substitution]

"Earth magic" eh?
Nothing I haven't seen before. I've survived Earthquake you know.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

stuff him back into the capsal

edit:
take it, its just a toy no point to waste pp on it

 

[Substitution]

What do you mean? I'm a plushie.
I don't go in capsules.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Ask "Dude, WHERES YOUR COFFEE?"
Ninja'd.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

now stuff him back in his capsal

What do you mean? I'm a plushie.
I don't go in capsules.

it wasn't for you you ninja'd me

 

[Substitution]

Well, in any matter.
I'll sit here and watch the pain from a distance.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Introduce him to Woody and Buzz.

 

[Substitution]

Sends out a Ground-type.
Preferably one that can throw mud...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Take it and throw into a crowd of fangirls losing their minds over it's adorableness.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Hotwire it's circuits and wait for it to fall over

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Introduce her to her fanbase....

on DeviantART of course

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Introduce her to her fanbase....

on DeviantART of course

Oh great, so she can meet all the random artists who depicted her as a porn star?

 

[smashfan666]

Throw a 8ag of jewels in her general direction and run like hell while she's distracted.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Take the huge American flag that's behind her and throw it on her, limiting her movement and blocking her line of sight allowing me to escape.

 

[yessi]

Shrink ray to shrink it and then step on it

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ask him for an autograph.

 

[Substitution]

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Sell it to a vintage toy store

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Pick him up and throw him at MisterVideoGaming for stealing my Freeze Ray.

 

[Substitution]

...Can I take the Luxray too?
Thanks in advance.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sure thing.

Too bad the only thing you'll be able to do with it is poof into existence when I order it to use Substitute.

 

[Substitution]

Nonsense! Luxray can do what I command it to do!
I'm like a Pokemon Trainer! Only green and soft and rather small but that doesn't matter! I can be victorious even with my shortcomings!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Paint most of it purple. Then paint it's stomach area green.

 

[Substitution]

Paint most of it purple. Then paint it's stomach area green.

 

[Darkly Dreaming Dexter]

Give them a dose of M99, tape them to a table, give them about a 10 minute lecture, then kill them.

(not literally, just using Dexter's persona)

 

[Substitution]

Well, I'm a Substitute plush.
So I can easily come back as I wish.

 

[Darkly Dreaming Dexter]

Well, I'm a Substitute plush.
So I can easily come back as I wish.

Touche.

 

[Substitution]

Well, that means I can just exist.
I am the best at existing!

 

[Frostwraith]

Use Rock Blast, Water Shuriken, Bullet Seed or other multi hit attacks to break it and attack whoever put it in the first place.

 

[Substitution]

Oh Frost, that's hilarious. You can't defeat me, I'll just go to another Pokemon.
I disappear, and then poof, I'm back. Granted I can't do anything else other than that but! I can do that well!

Also, put out that fire. It could be a real safety hazard.
...Ah! Don't worry! I can do it myself!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Take it into an alternate universe where Pokemon are extinct.

Then throw it into a volcano.

 

[Substitution]

Get a bucket of water.

 

[Fluttershy]

Throw all substitute plushies in a volcano and destroy the one in the avi

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Throw buckets of glue and feathers on them.

 

[Frostwraith]

Set an explosive and watch it go kaboom.

 

[smashfan666]

Put out the fire on his head.

 

[Substitution]

Win the election.

 

[GreenPhysco]

Pretend to give it a hug then set it on fire