Q&A The character(s) in the above avatar are after you, what do?

[KingofPhantoms]

Take his guitar and smash it on his head.

 

[PATH O__o]

Have a conversation.

Spoiler

 

[Substitution]

Tell them how to get Porygon in FireRed.
Then force them to get 10 of me.

 

[PATH O__o]

PORYGON, USE TACKLE.

USE TACKLE AGAIN, PORYGON.

PORYGON, USE TACKLE.

NO REST FOR YOU, USE TACKLE!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED TO EAT?

PORYGON, USE TACKLE.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Just grab my guitar and start strumming.

 

[PATH O__o]

Get my piano, have a jamming session.

 

[Substitution]

Ha! I am a man-made machine!
Rest is for the weak!

 

[Pékaßlu]

Zap dose hoes

 

[PATH O__o]

Make carry for no reason!

Spoiler

 

[Substitution]

Said Pikachu rebels.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Throw Master Balls at all the Pokemon.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Who I going to call? Ghost busters!

 

[smashfan666]

Break out my Super Soaker.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Tear his own horns off and stab him with them.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Call Danny Phantom.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Hit his head with a Frying Pan.

 

[yessi]

Like, RUN!!

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

CATCH IT!!!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Lead him to Captain Hook.

 

[Substitution]

Use Breloom.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Give it a hug. :D

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Use Arceus

 

[Fluttershy]

give him some ponies

 

[Substitution]

Let's face it, it's easy to fend off someone who's shy of everything.

 

[Blaziken]

Use Roar..

 

[SmasherMaster]

Stuff him in an Assist Trophy. (Hopefully not actually)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Remind him that his show ended years ago.

 

[Substitution]

Throw some Master Balls.

 

[PureYeti]

cut him up

 

[Substitution]

I can just use Substitute again...
...And I'm back.

 

[Fluttershy]

Have a pokemon with sound based moves or infiltrator and knock out the pokemon hiding behind the substitute..

 

[Substitution]

Ha!
You have have defeated the Pokemon, but I still live!

 

[PATH O__o]

Have MVG keep using substitute so I can collect them.

Spoiler

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Trip Link to have him get pecked by the Cuccos. Then use a flamethrower for a roasted chicken feast.

 

[Substitution]

Give him a hat.

 

[Fluttershy]

Use my skill link heracross

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Tear her dress off and throw buckets of paint at her.

 

[Substitution]

Let the man join me.
We shall rule the world together!

 

[dimensionsword64]

Use Boomburst.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

"Go Venusaur!"