Q&A The character(s) in the above avatar are after you, what do?

[Mythra]

Tell her something is crawling up her thighs and run while she's distracted.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Escape using a smoke bomb.

 

[Mythra]

Shield my *** with a book.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Become her Driver

 

[Deleted member]

The man looks nice but Professor Rosalina is spoken for, so I summon Black Rose Dragon and fly away.

Sayonara

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Seek the help of my Smash 4 mains to defend me.

 

[Kneutronic]

Hire Luigi.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hire Luigi.

Point out the irony of her being named Symmetra when her arms are asymmetric.

 

[AmericanDJ]

Run before/until I get possessed by Cappy.

 

[smashfan666]

get it memorized

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Hide, trip them as they try to pursue me, then run away.

 

[Mythra]

Get da vaccum.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Steal whatever that gem thing is in her hair.

Assuming it matters enough to her, toss away to bait her into chasing it.

 

[Fluttershy]

Dive into the water as a Seapony

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Lead her to a long flight of stairs. That'll keep her distracted.

 

[Aurane]

Close the box and ship it back to Friendly Dale or whatever the ****.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Give him some coffee. He needs it.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fate characters are apparently extremely powerful.











I'll ask Saitama for help here.

 

[Natz~]

it looks like its mimicking a kitten pouring out of a box looking for adoption....

shove it in the oven and max it

 

[KingofPhantoms]

She's a shapeshifter. She can probably just turn into something that can survive high temperatures. :V

That aside, I'll pull out my shotgun and aim for the head. That character looks completely insane.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hug it.

Hug it 'till it dies.

 

[Kneutronic]

Question my view of Deadpool.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Steal her Doritos and Mountain Dew. :V

 

[Natz~]

offer him pancakes to clean my room :V

 

[Deleted member]

Run as fast as possible not looking back.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Summon Ganon.

 

[ThyCheshireCat]

I donate some candy to them and back away slowly.

 

[WaddleMatt]

Bow down to the one and only king.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Say I'm a supporter of his inclusion as a newcomer for the next Smash game.

 

[WaddleMatt]

Run away fast

 

[Zinith]

Summon the Big Gay Dance. He can't refuse...

 

[smashfan666]

report him for tax fraud

 

[Zinith]

Point him towards a YouTube video bashing Sonic. He'll be occupied for hours in the comment sections

 

[LittleKrool]

Run, and won't even look back twice. Nobody should have to see this thing chasing you in the night, regardless if friendly or not.

Edit : Yoshi got in the way, so instead I'll just run again.

 

[Zinith]

Throw random microgames at her...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Distract him by throwing tons of food for him to eat before running away.

 

[Austria]

beat it in a melee tournament.

 

[LittleKrool]

Run, look back and see nothing but a line moving closer to me.

 

[ThyCheshireCat]

Give them my book on mythology, magic, cryptozoology and monsters, step away slowly and then cuddle the heck out of them because they're just so damn cute.

 

[Austria]

king dedede?
well, this is hard… i’m gonna cuddle it. it’s so cute!
especially that victory pose when he pats his belly, it’s adorable.