Q&A The character(s) in the above avatar are after you, what do?

[Substitution]

Use a ground type...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

use a rock type

 

[Mari]

Steal Toon Link's hat.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Remind him that he is a low tier in Brawl. Then tell him Meta Knight is nearby and looking for a fight.

 

[Substitution]

"Remind him that he is a low tier in Pokemon. Then tell him Regirock is nearby and looking for a fight."

 

[LoneKonWolf]

"Remind him that he is a low tier game system. then tell him the Gameboy is nearby and looking to link"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Use a Mega Mushroom and stomp on them all.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Charizard uses flamethrower . . .

 

[Substitution]

Mudkip used Hydro Pump!
...*coffee glass breaks*...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*pulls out spare*
*uses extra coffee beans*
Squirtle uses water gun
*new coffee is done*
*sips coffee*
Pikachu uses thunderbolt
*its super effective*

 

[Substitution]

...Break a hole in the wall. Then jump into the escape pod.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Tie it to a chair and make it watch it's own meme for 10 hours.

 

[Substitution]

Now, I can finally, and with reason, say:

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"Throw mud at it."

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Pikachu comes back for round 2, to roast mudkip again

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Hyper Beam. Nuff said.

 

[Substitution]

Throw a Master Ball at it.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Decide to use Teecko as my starter instead.

 

[Substitution]

Find another Mudkip...
...And a rock...
...And engage in a conversation...

 

[smashfan666]

drown it in a toilet

 

[Substitution]

Ignore it.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

get out a game boy instead

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Set off a huge underground bomb which they all happen to be standing on.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

ditch the pokemon, get in my arwing, and hunt him down like prey

 

[Substitution]

Ha! There's a million of me! You'll never get me!
...Anyway launch myself at his coffee supply, hitting him and me. And what happens when electricity comes across liquid?

 

[Fluttershy]

put pony pictures EVERYWHERE on it

 

[LoneKonWolf]

push you off of skyloft

 

[PATH O__o]

Steal the eye-patch.

Steal the Sunglasses.

Steal the pikachu.

Steal the coffee.

Steal everything about that avi.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

steal his loftwing and make him go find it

 

[PATH O__o]

Oh yeah?

Well, now I'd spill the coffee on his face.

 

[Substitution]

Side jumping...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

pick up the game and watch and say this:

 

[Substitution]

Throw myself (by breaking physics, again. I don't know either) at Pikachu. Causing it to freak out, and electrocute Link.

 

[PATH O__o]

Play the game. Looks like fun.

 

[Substitution]

"Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!..."

 

[PATH O__o]

"Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!..."

...
...
...

Burn the game.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Remind him he still has 5 more temples to go.

 

[Substitution]

Show him his fanbase...

 

[PATH O__o]

Show him his fanbase...

I'd turn it into a flea...

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[LoneKonWolf]

tell Saria that he dumped her ocarina for a new one, because it was blue

 

[PATH O__o]

tell Saria that he dumped her ocarina for a new one, because it was blue

LOL.
Link made the right choice, blues better anyways.

Tie him to a log, watch him fall off a waterfall.

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